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Local Poetry
Weel Waytered By Cyril Ashurst
Owd Tum went watchin' Wiggin once
An' at hawf time he went t'bog,
An' th' mon stood i'th' next trap to him,
He peed in owd Tum's clog;
Tum said, "Tha's just peed i' mi clog
Through squertin' north to seawth,
Th' chap gawp't at Tum an' then he said,
"Well, why didn't oppen thi meawth".