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Wiggin University 1st Year Exam
Submitted by Neil Hanley. Saved from the 1970's while studying at St John Rigby Sixth Form College in Orrell.
1st Year Examination: English Paper II (Comprehension)
| 1. Thammun gerrit thisell | 25. Les guturt pitchers |
| 2. Initot | 26. Ast gorratanner |
| 3. Giuzit | 27. Eenose nowt abartit |
| 4. Gerritetten | 28. Eez gooint gerit |
| 5. Gerofit | 29. Lerrer gerontbuz |
| 6. Supitup | 30. Ee sez ee antadit |
| 7. Azzee getniteer | 31. Atowdim buree wunt lissen |
| 8. Izmiatonreet | 32. Lerim purrizaton |
| 9. Eez geoinwom | 33. Eez goriz awom |
| 10. Ast getnit reet | 34. Thakon iftha wants |
| 11. Isit thi mam | 35. Tha wantsta wesh thi eerole |
| 12. Purrimineer | 36. Izeeonneeturn |
| 13. Eesezitintiz burra berritis | 37. Thisulpurers onthichest |
| 14. Thalaffot gerra newun | 38. Weevgoracar |
| 15. Lerrus gerrus answasht | 39. Eez nowt burrababi |
| 16. Summonus afert gerrrof | 40. Cont kumpt ar arse neet |
| 17. Wi afert gerrus inbooks | 41. Tha luks owder bart teeth |
| 18. Thamun gerrit lernt | 42. Sithineet |
| 19. Shutthigob | 43. Tint init |
| 20. Owzeeno | 44. Artawreet |
| 21. Buzztop | 45. Worart onabehtall |
| 22. Aberitinterz | 46. Allaya matenpraterpie |
| 23. Nethen worartdooin | 47. Eegetten runnoar |
| 24. Ast seenim ont telly | 48. Thagawmluss bugger |
MARKING
40 - 48 Thazdunoreetcocker (thacongerrer Wiggin carnselarse)
30 - 39 Sawreet miowdprater
20 - 29 Thaowta triarder
10 - 19 Guwomdehnsehth yignuruntsod
1 - 9 Oo smglt theeint cuntri
0 Thasayinmion arnt
ANSWERS
| 1. You must get it yourself | 25. Let us go to the cinema |
| 2. Isn't it hot? | 26. Do you have sixpence? |
| 3. Give it to me | 27. He knows nothing about it |
| 4. Eat it | 28. He is going to get it |
| 5. Get off it | 29. Let her get on the bus |
| 6. Finish your drink | 30. He says he hasn't had it |
| 7. Does he have it here? | 31. I told him but he wouldn't listen |
| 8. Is my hat on correctly? | 32. Let him put his hat on |
| 9. He is going home | 33. He has his at home |
| 10. Did you get it right? | 34. You can if you wish |
| 11. Is that your mother? | 35. I wish you'd listen |
| 12. Put him in here | 36. Is he working the night shift? |
| 13. He says it isn't his, but I bet it is | 37. This will do you good |
| 14. You will have to get a new one | 38. We have a car |
| 15. Let me wash my hands | 39. He is juvenile |
| 16. Some of us will have to get off | 40. Can you come to my house tonight? |
| 17. We must get our hymn books | 41. You look older without your teeth |
| 18. You must learn it | 42. See you tonight |
| 19. Be quiet | 43. It isn't inside |
| 20. How does he know? | 44. How are you? |
| 21. Bus stop | 45. Pardon |
| 22. I don't believe it belongs to her | 46. I would like a meat and potato pie |
| 23. Now, what are you doing? | 47. He was knocked down |
| 24. Have you seen him on the TV? | 48. Idiot |