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Hobbies / Books   (Gardening, walking, books, films, theatre etc.)

Started by: i-spy (15252) 

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!"

The husband replied, "I am on the toilet. Please advise."

Replied: 19th May 2013 at 22:13

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