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Started by: priscus (inactive)

I have written a song.

It is about an arrogant, foul-mouthed, unpleasant, Alt-Right neo-fascist/populist thug.

His dealer, being obese, and a heavy ‘Class A’ user gets quite sick with the Covid, and is hospitalised.

This leaves him facing something of a famine, in these times of lockdown, so he drives off to access his own stash back at the farm.

However, his stock has spoiled, and been got at by rats. He does not wish to risk Weil’s Disease.

He phones the Candy Man, but as local constabulary know him to be a user, the candyman will not deliver, fearing the lockdown leaves him at great risk of being stopped by police whilst carrying.

Now, badly in need of a snort, he decides himself to drive up to the castle and score sufficient for current circumstances. Takes his family with him in case he gets stopped, so he couild always fess up to the lesser crime of taking a day out should he get pulled whilst carrying such a large quantity.

Stopping for a quick snort in the woods, he reflects on how superior he is to the plebs he is forced to tolerate. Even enough stock here to let the Gov have a quick toot upon his return.


I have not quite finished my editing of the wording, as I need to trim the lines to fit the rhythm of a well-known tune made famous by The Singing Nun.

Replied: 27th May 2020 at 13:19

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