Handbags   (The sad, the bad and the ugly. Non-productive stuff here.)

@TwopTwips (Completely useless advice for modern living):

DEMONSTRATE the dangers of a Wonga loan to your kids by lending them a lollipop on Monday & making them homeless 2 weeks later.
(via @_w0z_)

TURN a regular sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.
(via @Nickkay180)

GREENGROCERS. Pretend you're a pharmacist by asking me to come back in 15 minutes for my bag of apples.
(via @ThereWillBeGin)

Anyone got any Wigan Wisdoms?

Hello JR, congratulations on the publication of your third book! I’m just wondering why it doesn’t appear on your Author’s Page though it is listed on Amazon?


www.amazon.co.uk