Handbags (The sad, the bad and the ugly. Non-productive stuff here.)
Or, the more than FORTY pages of fine-print gobbledegook, that Microsoft has users sign as licence agreement: designed to make sure you sign bowt reading.
One of UK Telly characters (might have been Dave Gorman) got people regularly signing a doctored version promising they would offer up their first-born for ritual sacrifice!
Replied: 9th May 2017 at 19:08