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Dear Deirdre...The other day, whilst standing at my bedroom window, I noticed my next door neighbour in her back garden, she was wearing the skimpiest bikini I think I have ever seen, she was sunbathing. From behind the curtains of my bedroom, I proceeded to "practice my fiddle". I turned suddenly to find my wife in the room doorway, silently watching me with her arms crossed. Is my wife a pervert?...help me please...I dont know what to think of her behaviour....