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Started by: the_gwim_weaper (inactive)
I walked into a brothel and asked how much they charged.
It was £50 for a standard massage, and £300 for a massage with a happy ending.
I excitedly handed over my £300, chose which girl I wanted, and walked into a private room.
45 minutes later I walked out, fully satisfied. It was a lovely massage, and by far the best fairytale I'd ever been read.
Replied: 20th Sep 2011 at 18:55