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Bloke been on island on his own for ten years.

One day, up the beach walks this stunner in a wetsuit and greets him. He explains his situation to her.

"Ten years without a cigarette?"

"Yes"

She reaches into her suit and pulls out a packet of cigs and a lighter and gives them to him.

He lights up and is delighted.

"Ten years without a drink?"

"Yes"

Again, she has a rummage and pulls out a hip flask and offers it to him.

He sups savouringly.

"Ten years with no human company?"

"Yes"

"Would you like to play around?"

"Don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there as well!"




Schmuck.