Handbags   (The sad, the bad and the ugly. Non-productive stuff here.)

Imagine it .....

Basil walks into the cop shop, and says to the person behind the counter, "I have been threatened, and so I want to make a complaint" a bobby appears with a notebook and pen at the ready, and says "Ok sir who has been threatening yoo" Basil replies "that nasty Mac" the bobby looks puzzled and says "who exactly is that" Basil says "well he used to be the Gwim Weaper" the bobby rolls his eyes and says "and who exactly are yoo sir" Basil replies "I am Basil Brush"