Sports   (Talk about balls here.)

"..hair brained scheme to save your blushes"

My blushes?
Me posting dog eared ticket stubs that could probably be bought online proves less than zilch and would be laughed out of a court of law if offered as some sort of proof that I was in one place and not another
On the other hand the sworn testimony of at least 5 upstanding citizens (well lads I was in Barcelona with anyway ) would show beyond doubt where I was, so stop your huffing and puffing and squirming and get on with it you backtracking worm