Sports   (Talk about balls here.)

I'm fine lads I've just been spending my time reading all about United's worst start since the Napoleonic wars, and how the club is in turmoil and that they are going to close Old Trafford and build a bingo hall on the site.
Then I realised the entire defence being out injured could be a factor so I had a peep at the League table (something I don't normally bother with until at least Christmas) expecting them to be propping up the Division. Imagine my surprise when I discovered we are just 5 points behind Liverpool after all that