Sports   (Talk about balls here.)

The classic reply..."I'm posting from the back of the coach"...ended any of the "shouldn't you be here", "there", or "such a place" questions

There was a game on last week that wasn't on any television station in this country but the bloke who "hates them" had obviously bent over backwards whilst doing cartwheels not to miss a kick because he was whining about a player not being sent off seconds after it ended