Sports   (Talk about balls here.)

Fanboy doesn't half crave my attention.
It's comical though how he judges people by his own standards.
I'm presuming he is referring to last nights football and that I would somehow be glued to the telly kicking and heading every ball.
I come across the Sportswashers twice a season either in person or on the box and in those games more times than not they get their pants pulled down and their botty slapped.