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Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going
through menopause? A: Keep busy. If handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When done, you have a place to live..
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the
bible... Is that true? Where is it? A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt ......"
Q: How can I increase the heart rate of my over-60 year-old mate? A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can I avoid that terrible curse of unsightly wrinkles? A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face? A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out..
Q: Why should 60-plus people use valet parking? A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses? A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year
olds when they enter antique stores? A: "Gosh, I remember all these!"
SMILE, You've still got your
sense of humor, RIGHT?