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So, Aggie being a proud Wigan lady went indoors to make a bucket of custard. When it had cooled she went outside into the garden and poured it on to her growing rhubarb.

'No,no,'cried the Queen. 'He was just joking.'

'Please Mrs Gray, you must come to tea at the Palace. We'll send a car for you'. The car arrived a week later and Aggie got in with all her finery upon her...