General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

A Woman runs into a police station in a state of shock and wanted to report a ' flasher', The desk officer calmed her down and took her in a private interview room, Now then, what happened, asked the policeman,
She explained that a man in a car stopped at the kerb and asked her for directions to the town centre, he had a map on his lap, He then offered her the map to point out the way, As she picked up the map, he had no trousers on and was fully exposed, So she screamed and ran off and came to the police station to report it, The officer asked if the Man was in a state of excitement, The woman answered, No he was in a Ford Escort,