General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists, two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun saying "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no
matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair and you must kill her!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shootmy wife," to which the agent replied, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go
home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room and all was quiet for about five minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes and said "I tried, but I can't kill my wife," so the agent said "You don't have what it takes, so take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn and she was given the same instructions to kill her husband, so she took the gun and went into the room.

Shots were heard, one after another then they heard screaming, crashing and banging on the walls then, after a few minutes, all was quiet and the door opened slowly, and there stood the woman.

She wiped the sweat from her brow and said "This gun is loaded with blanks so I had to beat him to death with the chair!"

MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them!