General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

An old un, but one of my favourites:

Young lady consults psychologist.

SHE: Its my husband. He has lost all interest in sex. Can't get any response from him no matter what I do.

PSYCH: Well, this is what to do....(leans over and whispers instructions to her) Come back next week to tell me how you get on.


======One week later=====

PSYCH: Well, I can see from your sparkling countenance that you have had some success, tell me about it.

SHE: Absolutely brilliant, did what you said, and there was no holding him back: we made love with complete abandonment on the dining table. Crockery flying everywhere, hair in the butter: who cares.....

PSYCH: I am really pleased to hear of you success. The dining table: was that not a bit OTT?

SHE: Who cares! We would not have any intention of using that restaurant again!