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animal jokes hey ? ok, a bloke goes to Wales for a weekend break, He's walking along a country lane and comes across a farmer with his dog in a field, Good morning farmer, says the bloke,
Farmer, morning
bloke, can i talk to your dog ?
Farmer, my dog can't talk
bloke, is it ok if i try ?
farmer, ok,
bloke ,morning dog, what's you name ?
Dog, shep
the farmer is amazed,
Bloke, Is the farmer looking after you ?
Dog, Yes, he is very kind he feeds me and exercises me and gives me a dry , warm place to sleep,
Bloke, Is that your horse over there ?
Farmer, yes,
bloke ,can I speak to it ?
Farmer, The horse can't speak.
Bloke, can I try ?
Farmer, ok
Bloke shouts to horse, Hey whats your name
horse, Neddy why, whats it do do with you ?
Farmer, is even more amazed
bloke, just checking that you're ok,
horse, well I am, The farmer is a good chap, I get good food, a dry stable and the vet comes every month to check me out,
Bloke, ok thanks Hey farmer can i talk to your sheep.
Farmer, No those sheep are bloody liars