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Started by: tomplum (9331) 

no matter how large or how small a handbag is, its allways full and untidy inside, WHY ?

Started: 30th Apr 2011 at 17:47

Posted by: joseph 1 (inactive)

All the better to flatten you with, my dear!

Replied: 30th Apr 2011 at 17:48

Posted by: tomplum (9331) 

ah ah so a handbag is a weapon, makes sence that joe, thanks

Replied: 30th Apr 2011 at 17:51

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

"no matter how large or how small a handbag is, its allways full and untidy inside, WHY ? "


How do you know?

Replied: 30th Apr 2011 at 17:59

Posted by: joseph 1 (inactive)

"ah ah so a handbag is a weapon, makes sence that joe, thanks"

Have you never seen them dancing around them at disco's before the big battle?

I bet you thought Custer was done by the men of the tribe, not so!

Replied: 30th Apr 2011 at 18:25

Posted by: trixie (5048) 



How very dare you to enter a womans handbag.

Replied: 30th Apr 2011 at 18:53

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

Anyone doing the one about the 'kinky punter'?

Replied: 30th Apr 2011 at 19:01

Posted by: farrie50 (1710) 

go on dustaf you know you want to

Replied: 30th Apr 2011 at 19:23

Posted by: tomplum (9331) 

how do i know ?

because its like my toolbag

at thats the bag i keep my work tools in, yer dirty minded sods

Replied: 30th Apr 2011 at 20:17

Posted by: PeterP (9470)

Believe it or not have never ventured into my wifes handbag but handed it to her or held it while she looks at clothes etc,she must have half of a brick or a iron bar in it,defy anyone to hold it at arms length for longer than a minute

Replied: 1st May 2011 at 09:27

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

Anyroad:

I think the punter may have met the lovely Leanne when she was 'working' the hotel bars of Manchester.

As the wealthy businessman and the lady got chatting he said he may be interested, but warned her that his requirements were rather kinky. But, he said he would pay her more than the going rate as it were.

The lady replied that she'd seen it all, done it all, got the wet tee shirt etc and five hundred quid would get him half an hour.

He agreed and they went up to his room.

"I'll just powder my nose first", she said. (I think that was a polite wey of saying she needed the lavvy, rather than sniffing drugs of some sort)


As she emerged from the bathroom, the man handed her a bundle of banknotes and thanked her for her services and showed her to the door.

She was rather puzzled, but happy for the easy money.

"You said you are proper kinky, yet you're not even one of those who just wants to talk!" She exclaimed.

"Oh but I am kinky" He replied, with a smile.

"While you was powdering your nose, I had a poo in your handbag"

He didn't really say 'poo' though.


TAXI!

Replied: 1st May 2011 at 16:11
Last edited by dustaf: 1st May 2011 at 16:13:03

Posted by: farrie50 (1710) 

Replied: 3rd May 2011 at 22:26

Posted by: madamehmurray (6265) 

people have to much stuff, and never clean tghem out.

Replied: 7th May 2011 at 15:14

Posted by: rbilly (10582)

awww dustaf

Replied: 8th May 2011 at 16:39

Posted by: moodysue (inactive)

the thing about my handbags is this... they are small and neat and yet when my mobile rings they turn into a black hole and more often than not by the time i find it its to late

Replied: 13th May 2011 at 09:06

Posted by: elizabeth (5439) 

The thing about handbags is If you are on a diet and trying to lose weight , get weighed with your handbag on your arm and then without it and surprise surprise you find you diet is working

Replied: 17th Jun 2011 at 11:25

 

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