Fried bread

Is there a cure - I'm addicted

I think you just have to go cold turkey, I-Spy, but as a Presbyterian I know that won’t be easy for you even at this time of year.

I- spy.. I love it,I'd have it more it wasn't so fattening

My daughter found my illicit supply of lard which I find is the best for frying bread.its now been confiscated and I've been given a low cal oil spray.
It'll soon be empty

I’m very lucky, I-Spy, as I’ve never got a taste for fried bread. I’m sure you’re strong enough to kick the habit though.

The mistake was throwing away my trusty chip pan and buying a giant frying pan to chuck everything in.
I gave up last year on doctor's orders and lost over two stones.
No problem with choc biscuits etc.
But that fried bread. I need something fitting for the headstone if anyone has any ideas

Every one used have fried bread then it was deemed has being bad for your health. Now its back on the menu even at Mcdonalds

Posted by: i-spy (14860)
"But that fried bread. I need something fitting for the headstone if anyone has any ideas"

What about this for (starters!) on the headstone.
Here Fries, I-spy

Cheshire cat
That's a contender .
Kids have come up with
Oh Lard
Look after him

I like those two, this isn’t quite right but:

I told you I wouldn’t grill

Oh Lardy ( pick a bit of whatever)
Lonnie Donegan springs to mind

I spy, if you lightly toast your bread first and then fry it it doesn’t hold as much fat.

There's a well-known cure for being addicted to fried bread. Drop dead with a blockage!

Used to like it years ago, but knocked it on the head, I look after myself now, despite some losers saying I go to the chippy all the time and use dripping

"I look after myself now"

Is that why you're a lard arse?

How do you know tiny tears, has your "lady friend " told you?

Possibly, maybe someone closer to you than you think.

Well whoever they are, cry baby they haven't got a clue.

Really.

Meanwhile I wonder if I-Spy’s managed to kick his fried bread addiction.

I kicked it in touch a long time ago, Joanne

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Hi-jacked

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obviously, another sick comment aimed at me.

i-spy there's a lot gets hijacked by the pretend motorway cop.

Never mind “Hi-jacked ”, I-Spy.

How are you faring kicking your addiction?

I've decided to turn it into a new year resolution so I'll have my last one this evening with a dollop of hp sauce.