Light bulbs

Why are there so many different ones and why do they cost so much. I'm sure one used to fit everything

Can anybody throw some light on this

Imported electr ........... (sorry, my battery's dead!)

where are all the bright sparks

One printed above^^^^^^ Ak Tonker

How to fix an open circuit filament in a light bulb. I tried this in the 50s, you could get a few extra months use.

Hours of endless fun could be had, eh., Dave? Better than a Rubic's Cube!

Make do and mend then.

All good light hearted stuff

i-spy: We've just had to go on to the EU "saving" bulbs. Supposed to last a lifetime. Only lasted six months then had to buy new ones.

"Supposed to last a lifetime"?

You may be on borrowed time then Platty.

No light at the end of the tunnel then?

Trains coming Platty

I bought a lightbulb marked "lifetime guatantee" and it broke after a month.
I took it back to the shop and the woman said they wouldn't honour the guarantee, as it was dead!

Shape up Tonker. GUARANTEE. Are you using GF's dictionary.

No. I was sat in the dark!

@MooseAllain