Can somebody help?

I've been perusing the papers and internet and for the life of me I cannot find who Trafford are playing in the champions league this week! Would somebody please point me in the right direction thanks in advance.

What a team with the boy wonder, son of lurch, pockmarked faced fake haaland and saint big nosed gashford are not good enough to qualify is that what your telling me? OH DEAR!

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