knocks on a door , Old woman answers, Just had a phone call saying you have a toilet that wont function, (old woman) yu what? plumber,i just had a phone call to say you have a toilet that wont function,(old woman) yu what?, (p[umber) i just had a phone call to say you have a shithouse that wont work, Hi , he;s just gone down,t Dole fot sign on, owd un are best, al get mi bike,
Started: 6th Mar 2016 at 16:27
"al get mi bike,"
You won't get far. I've just pinched it's cotter pins!
Replied: 6th Mar 2016 at 17:20
Not the only thing thas pinched.
Replied: 6th Mar 2016 at 21:09
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went through plattbridge today .ayoung lad cleaning his car it had 4 circles at the front.i said nice car that lad is it a owdy.no mate its a new one.
Replied: 11th Mar 2016 at 13:35
The Owdy,s are the best albion.
Replied: 13th Mar 2016 at 22:23
"Kenny Cunliffe!" - "Kenny Cunliffe!" - "Why's your belt stopped?"
Replied: 11th Jan 2017 at 15:40
I remember this incident......I was that plumber..
Replied: 21st Feb 2017 at 00:47
The Mrs said to me the other night, "After all these years of being together you still can't get this doggy position right can you" I said "What do you mean". she said "Its not supposed to be with you humping my leg"
Replied: 10th Apr 2017 at 16:44
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The Mrs said to me on our wedding night "and who do you think you're going to satisfy with that" looking at my nether regions...... "Me" I replied......
Replied: 23rd Apr 2017 at 00:18
one good thing about getting old you know your not going to die young.
Replied: 10th May 2020 at 19:04
someone went to Lourdes in a wheel chair to cure him.when he came out the wheelchair had four new tyres on.
Replied: 19th May 2020 at 14:23
Looking for sheet metal off cuts thestuf they build factories with ,
8foot x4Foot or bigger, It,s to re roof my shed.
Replied: 27th Sep 2020 at 12:48
Tonker shouts KENNY cunliffe thi bets stopet, I know Tonkers gone sleep on it,
Replied: 3rd May 2021 at 11:45