Started by: fishy123 (inactive)

why wasnt jesus born in wigan...cos they couldnt find 3 wise men and a virgin ( next )

Started: 24th Aug 2006 at 12:29

Posted by: tommy (254) 

scotland international football teamyou asked for that oneha ha....(next).

Replied: 24th Aug 2006 at 13:44

Posted by: fishy123 (inactive)


Replied: 24th Aug 2006 at 14:12

Posted by: empress (9667) 

Irish Dog sat on a mat chewing a up with 3 legs.

Replied: 24th Aug 2006 at 14:20

Posted by: fishy123 (inactive)

man walks into a pub with a piece of tarmac under is arm and he order 2 pints of bitter one for himself and one for the road..ok its bad

Replied: 24th Aug 2006 at 14:32

Posted by: empress (9667) 

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The busdriver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.

"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized and said "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

Replied: 24th Aug 2006 at 15:02

Posted by: antontrip (240) 

There are three kinds of people in this World.
"Those who can count and those who can't."

Replied: 24th Aug 2006 at 15:35
Last edited by antontrip: 24th Aug 2006 at 18:54:14


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