great quotes,

the best cure for sea sickness is,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

sit under a tree

The late great Spike Milligan

He had a way with words did Spike Here's another

"You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time"

Interpretation
It highlights the notion that deception and manipulation have their limits. While it is possible to deceive certain individuals for extended periods or even deceive everyone at times, it is inevitable that the truth will eventually surface. No matter how skilled or cunning a person may be, there will always be someone who sees through the façade and discern the truth.

( Harry Secombe) What what what

This quote is now long outdated but it was once my favourite.
"To be born a Englishman is to win the lottery of life!".

First Mate

The quotation by Spike Milligan was acuallly made by Abraham Lincoln!

When going through hell, keep moving

According to a army doctor I encountered, the best cure for a hangover after a night before is a egg in a glass of sherry!

Dean Martin, when seeing a bottle of ' Canada Dry ' said,

" I'm gonna try that" And he did but never managed to do it,,,l,

OC I hear what you are saying but it was never proved that Abraham Lincoln said it.

I should have posted the whole quote from Spike Milligan.

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.

Spike Milligan

“Being born in a stable does not make one a horse” - Duke of Wellington

LINK

A couple of quotes here from Groucho Marx...
"Those are my principles: if you don't like them I have others!"
"I refuse to join a club that would have me as a member!"
Look them up... many more classics

Spikes headstone, "I told you I was ill".

"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me."

Mae West

Free Beer tomorrow

I'll put thee down faster than a small whiskey

Never a borrower, nor a lender be.

Polonius - Hamlet

If you know the door was locked, you must have tried it and, that's why its locked ,

Get thee behind me satan,,,

"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur."

George W Bush (Idiot)

Falling from a cliff does not hurt, Its the sudden stop at the bottom

quote by Dave Allan the Orish comedian

I'm not a comedian with half a finger, I'm a comedian with nine and a half fingers

"I only believe the statistics which I have manipulated."

Correct Domin0...but it's written in Gaelic ....it also includes "What a great way to lose weight"...