Might have

a look in
link

Its not bad in there but, there is a dress code and that smashing bloke called Mac is the head Doorman, I think you will like it in there,

Still working the doors in his sixties, eh.
Still, needs must I suppose.

'HEAD' Doorman, read properly if you can ,

how on earth does he find the time?

watches 3 football teams, blood biker, and working for the council

Could do with something like this in Windermere were I live were its getting on for £6.50 a pint !

beautiful place, but, shocking price, that.

winnie: We're near Grange, £4.50, not so bad here, what are you drinking? (Not buying!)

Wouldn't do for me, £1 a pint sounds iffy stuff.

Nearly as iffy as the head doorman.

head doorman, hahaha, he's too old now.

Old like that glass snatcher with a DA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

stick to the central.

Only been once to try the German beers, wasn't impressed.

Clutching at straws now Brush.

why didn't you try something else, or was it another lie?

I only drink German beers, Warsteiner etc, so why on earth would I drink the usual crap served in pubs.

TerryW I only drink German beers, Warsteiner So do i one reason why not to come over here on holiday a pint is around 9 pound!!! so going to the uk for me is cheap
Warsteiner in the shop is 2.50

i would not go in to a pub selling beer for a pound my days being around trouble in pubs is over and at a pound your asking for trouble

Peter its the true Kaiser of Beers, I think it's about a fiver for three in Tesco here.

so they didn't have any more german beers for you to try?

Nothing near the quality as Wobbly, so no.

Nothing near the quality as Wobbly, so no.

I feel sorry for anyone who is on the door, come 10 o'clock there will be mayhem.

Can't reply to that as I have not the foggiest what it means.

were is hookers men when there needed.

'Where' 'are' 'they're', and capitals for names...Hooker.

"they're"

They would have sorted drunk out

Hahaha, I made a mistake there. Cheers Platty.

You're welcome .

ok lets do it proper

were is hookers men when there needed.
Where are Hooker's men when, they're needed,

tomplum My brother worked for mick maybe that was to much information

^^^^^^^^
Try again, Tom.

Tut tut Peter,
maybe that was, 2 two to too much information, Mick went to the grandma skool so he would know His 3 R's,

Posted by: tomplum (8497) View tomplum's page

ok lets do it proper

were is hookers men when there needed.
Where are Hooker's men when, they're needed

who cares

loads of villans worked for him.

good grammar corrections Tomplum but you don't need the comma after when

Some would say, Mick provided a service which made , going out in the pubs a safer place,

Thank you Kathpressy , I'll try harder.

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ok lets do it proper


Posted by: kathpressey (5413) View kathpressey's page
good grammar corrections Tomplum but you don't need the comma after when

Is Good grammar all that important!!! if you can make your self understood ???
i was born with dyslexia but i did not find out till i was 30 when i took my daughter for testing!! So i went though school being called thick from the other kids and teachers what shattered my confidence leading to low self esteem etc !! I dont blame the kids or adults anymore the world is full of selfish people who dont consider how there words may affect others

Anyway after finding out about my daughters problem we gave her a lot of love help and support and worked around the problem to find what she was good at!! two weeks ago she beat 60 other applicants to land a job as a architect for Tel Aviv planning department.... so is grammar that important but if it gives you a good laugh good for you!!
This still takes me a hour to write!!

Grammar, Punctuation, Composition.

Or is it the other way around.

The rain, in Spain, falls mainly on the plain.

How now, brown cow.

She sells, seashells, on the sea shore.

A bloke goes on a website to tekpizz out of someone and ends up making a fool of himself.
You couldn't make it up.

well said peter

Posted by: tomplum (8535) View tomplum's page

Some would say, Mick provided a service which made , going out in the pubs a safer place,

depends on who you ask.