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Started by: lectriclegs (4272)

Sore finger
An expression often used by Chinese people who own/work in chip shops.
They are actually saying "salt and vinegar?" but if you're not an experienced chip shop go-er you will have no idea what they're on about.

Started: 2nd Jul 2021 at 16:53

Posted by: Billinge Biker (869) 

What about "Effin Elsie's" down near pem railway station... "ANYTHING ELSE"

Replied: 2nd Jul 2021 at 17:12

Posted by: PeterP (8797)

So people ask me how I am(health wise) and at times I answer I am in fine fettle or fair to middling.They have no idea what I am about

Replied: 2nd Jul 2021 at 19:16

Posted by: tonker (23954) 

"Bigger Shoe"?

Replied: 2nd Jul 2021 at 19:28

Posted by: Brasstoff (242)

Artur Petesake has been awarded a Pullet Surprise for fiction

Replied: 2nd Jul 2021 at 19:36

Posted by: Arfur petesake (357)

Thank you Brassed off I don't normally boast of achievements so. I won't but will say, I had a marvelous day at the Palace and the Duke asked me.
" have you really got a row of corner shops?"

Replied: 2nd Jul 2021 at 20:37

Posted by: tomplum (7689) 

If asked, " how are you today Tom", My stock answer is,

" I cornt smile wide enough" and the OP will understand why ..

Replied: 2nd Jul 2021 at 21:11

Posted by: ena malcup (161)

I thowt the colloquial stock answer to that question was, 'Gradeley'. Not sure if that is how you spell it.

Replied: 3rd Jul 2021 at 00:10

Posted by: tonker (23954) 

"Is this YOUR vehicle, Sir"?

Replied: 4th Jul 2021 at 17:39

Posted by: Tommy Two Stroke (7867)

Taw reet marr

Replied: 4th Jul 2021 at 17:46

Posted by: basil brush (16879)

This chicken is rubbery

Ah fank you very much

Replied: 6th Jul 2021 at 09:07

Posted by: lectriclegs (4272)

No skin off my nose!
Strange one that, why not no skin off my arm (or other parts of the body?)

Replied: 28th Aug 2021 at 19:40

Posted by: tomplum (7689) 

glad to see you're still enjoying our little forum that you don't go on anymore,anyhooo, One has things to do on this loverly Bank holiday weekend, SI THI Laters,

Replied: 29th Aug 2021 at 05:24

Posted by: lectriclegs (4272)

^^^^^^^^^^^^
What's he on about now?

Replied: 29th Aug 2021 at 10:25

Posted by: bentlegs (4675)

hissed off,

Replied: 1st Sep 2021 at 15:29

Posted by: jathbee (10904)

My mother used to say, after seeing a particularly tall man.
"And his mother said he wouldn't be long"
I never heard anyone else use that expression.

Replied: 2nd Sep 2021 at 08:56

Posted by: bentlegs (4675)

Poke fire lad & put some coal on.

Replied: 5th Sep 2021 at 10:33

Posted by: Domin0 (219)

Am gooin ter docs wi mi leg.

Replied: 5th Sep 2021 at 10:44

Posted by: lectriclegs (4272)

Like a tramp on a kipper.

To act immediately, with speed and enthusiasm - disregarding everything else

Replied: 12th Sep 2021 at 16:29

Posted by: tomplum (7689) 

strung in't arm and weak int yed

self explanatory ,

Replied: 12th Sep 2021 at 16:38

Posted by: Billinge Biker (869) 

Norfolk 'n' good.... Speaks for itself.

Replied: 12th Sep 2021 at 16:39

Posted by: Joe Maplin (426) 

Art gerrin um in?....
I would like another drink

Replied: 12th Sep 2021 at 17:26

Posted by: Billinge Biker (869) 

Azanyonyeranyonyer?

"Have any of you any on you"

Replied: 12th Sep 2021 at 18:17

Posted by: bentlegs (4675)

Hell Fire

Replied: 13th Sep 2021 at 08:26

Posted by: Tommy Two Stroke (7867)

nowt as nast

Replied: 13th Sep 2021 at 08:32

Posted by: basil brush (16879)

That's "some people" on here, that.

Replied: 13th Sep 2021 at 09:10

Posted by: nanajacqui (3792) 

TTS Does nowt as nast mean Really Annoyed ?

Replied: 13th Sep 2021 at 10:12

Posted by: PeterP (8797)

Some people ask are you all right(reet). I reply no im am half left,If I was ALL right then I would walk around in a circle

Replied: 13th Sep 2021 at 10:25

Posted by: Billinge Biker (869) 

Yes it does nana.

Replied: 13th Sep 2021 at 12:21

Posted by: nanajacqui (3792) 

Thanks BB just wondering who "some people" on here get really annoyed according to Walshy

Replied: 13th Sep 2021 at 12:34

Posted by: basil brush (16879)

if "some people" have to resort to nasty/personal comments then they must be nowt as nast

Replied: 13th Sep 2021 at 13:30

Posted by: lectriclegs (4272)

Replied: 14th Sep 2021 at 17:45
Last edited by lectriclegs: 14th Sep 2021 at 17:45:51

Posted by: Joe Maplin (426) 

I'll make you smile on the other side of your face

Replied: 14th Sep 2021 at 18:13

Posted by: Tommy Two Stroke (7867)

Nay Tha Cawn't

Replied: 14th Sep 2021 at 18:19

Posted by: Tommy Two Stroke (7867)

Tha Maunt

Replied: 14th Sep 2021 at 18:19

Posted by: Anne (4003) 

Black as upt chimney!
Wait till cows come home!
Well I never did!

Replied: 14th Sep 2021 at 20:03

Posted by: tomplum (7689) 

thick as Black Smook,

Replied: 14th Sep 2021 at 20:37

Posted by: Joe Maplin (426) 

as binmenmbinmam?

Replied: 14th Sep 2021 at 20:38

Posted by: tomplum (7689) 

A placcy,
A person who lives in outer Merseyland , St helens, Rainhill, but still claims to be a scouser and goes round saying,
" we do though don't we though,"
sent helliners like

Replied: 14th Sep 2021 at 21:48

Posted by: Billinge Biker (869) 

"Don't cum runnin to me when that's brokken thi leg"

Replied: 15th Sep 2021 at 09:51

Posted by: lectriclegs (4272)

All hands to the pumps
Help! The phrase comes from sailing days when a leak in the hull required immediate help in bailing out the incoming seawater. A variant is “all hands and the cook on deck,” meaning the entire ship's roster was needed in an emergency, even the cook, who was never expected to participate in mariner activities.

Replied: 26th Sep 2021 at 13:21

Posted by: retep1949 (699)

When I worked in Leigh we used to go to Chaus chippy and Mrs Chau always said effing else when she wrapping your chips.My mate said”put some moor chips on”.She told us to gerowt,gerowt and banned us.Mr Chau was laughing his head off.It was a beltin chippy

Replied: 26th Sep 2021 at 14:12

Posted by: Domin0 (219)

Hav geet ballywarch

Replied: 26th Sep 2021 at 14:26

Posted by: bentlegs (4675)

Wheres mi mam, Gone on,t thause for a baw.

Replied: 26th Sep 2021 at 15:54

Posted by: basil brush (16879)

wash your mouth out with soap

an expression used when someone has used a rude/swear word

Replied: 27th Sep 2021 at 09:21

Posted by: bentlegs (4675)

When someone breaks a promise we,say Thas pissed on thi chips.

Replied: 27th Sep 2021 at 13:28

 

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