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So I'll put you down for ten bob a mile.

That's Mr Chips.

I was going to stick him on a 'Catchphrase' thread.

Not the best caption material.

But hey ho.

I'm struggling Dostaf, and its one of my favourite films.

It always ends in tears, so I am struggling for something witty.

"There's nowt in this here script about making soft wenches skrike, young fellow me lad"

It's third time this wick thas bin copped smookin at back ut petties,

Can I try your ........

Oh.

Look sonny boy I'M THE STAR you're just window dressing .... GOT IT!!

No, boy, you can't have a chit.

You should have gone...........


Better not.

Atkins ... you have very loose vowels and you had better tighten then up RIGHT AWAY.

But Sir .... I eat plenty of fruit and fibre!!

I sad VOWELS you stupid boy!

chit 1 (cht)
n.

1. A statement of an amount owed for food and drink; a check.

2. A short letter; a note.

3. A Brownie point: earned vital chits with his party by making fundraising speeches.



Just in case.

Are you having that, Walsh???

Tompkins! Why are you late for school boy!

Because of the sign down the road sir

Sign? what sign?

The one that says .. school ahead go slow!

You went off early last night, dosaf/dustaf/git

GIT

Meaning:


1. A completely ignorant, childish person with no manners.
2. A person who feels justified in their callow behaviour.
3. A pubescent kid who thinks it's totally cool to act like a moron on the internet, only because no one can actually reach through the screen and punch their lights out.

And tomorrow, we'll look into the difference between 'know' and 'no'.

So, sb, was right then

14:10 was a caption. Not a response to HWP.

I just thought I would bring a bit of education to people as to what a GIT was ... from the Urban Dictionary .... nothing personal

I know where it's from.

Parts of the proper version is much, much worse.

I think I once asked on here if the term was 'git', or 'get'.

Seems the word comes from 'beget'.


Are you having that, Walsh???

Aardvark is at the front part of the book.

"beget"? int that a small French loaf?

Sir bob, called dostaf/dusaf a git, he was right

Are you having that, walshy

According to Mache, It could probably be a small Frenchmon, HWP.

Go see darren atherton, he will know the answer.

I know the answer.

Trouble is, I daren't complain.

I thought the term had origins in metal founding.

Git - get - gate.

Gate being part of a runner doings for molten metal.

Still, better a git than a bugger.

Sorry, I should have added quotation marks, then you would have understood, glasshopper.

"When do I stop doing it, o Master"

And all that stuff?

ask dr atherton ,he willl know the answer....Or, when the skin starts peeling.

"When your eyes are like mine, young Casper"

Oy. Just twigged.

Mac was giving a caption.

Which is actually the purpose of this marvelous thread.

Tsk.

My services were required. I'll mend it soon.

Meanwhile, I'll explain (enter nous), why I can't complain.

As I suggested to your friend the other day; google 'dostaf git'

Or, If like he, you feel unable, I'll tell you.

Yours truly has had quite a habit of flinging the term about willy nilly. Particularly in your direction.

Alternative title?

"Randy Scouse Git" is a song written by Micky Dolenz in 1967, and recorded by The Monkees. It was the first song written by Micky Dolenz to be commercially released, and ended up a top 5 hit in the UK where it was retitled "Alternate Title" after the record company (RCA) complained that the title was "actually somewhat taboo to the British audience"

In't google great?

git software but you could have googled that yourself, cos your a clever g..

Wounded, I am, wounded.

Sorry, this isn't a caption, but it is on topic:

'Blue plaque erected in Leigh to honour of Goodbye Mr Chips author James Hilton' - www.theboltonnews.co.uk 1st March 2013

Look lad my names Mr Chips not MR Lobbies

am lost with your explanation.

Sorry, this isn't a caption, but it is on topic:

Expect[ Peawapp.

Which explanation?

And it's 'lobby'

Plaque erected in Leigh, erm lobbies see ^^^^^^^ Jo annes post.

Ah, I think he means my explanation about not complaining.

Your 16:49

Mac:

I have recently been called a git by an banned member.

This caused some merriment to the lower orders and imitation.

You will not have seen this due to the 'ignore' facility.

Thing is, I too have frequently used the term towards you and others, light heartedly.

One mo.

Posted by: sir bob (675)

dustaf/dostaf/git

Thank you for your explanation

Replied: 14th Mar 2013 at 15:05

Standish Donkey thread.

You ARE a git though, so no harm done.

I am not illitterit.

Further explanation;


Posted by: walshy76 (11137)

you forgot to say....oops...git

Replied: 14th Mar 2013 at 18:56


Posted by: dostaf (49078)

Put 'Dostaf git' in the WW searchbox.

Replied: 14th Mar 2013 at 18:58


Posted by: walshy76 (11137)

dont need to do, sb called you a "git" i believe him

Replied: 14th Mar 2013 at 18:58



Posted by: dostaf (49078)

Please yourself.

Replied: 14th Mar 2013 at 19:01


Posted by: dostaf (49078)

No pun intended ^^^^


Replied: 14th Mar 2013 at 19:01
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See; explanations are available upon polite request.

Latches on to anyone who takes him on, and calls you.

I have broad shoulders.

He has narrow ones, and narrowing by the week.

And a beam to match.

Sex lives of potato men aren't allowed!

Ask me nicely and I'll let you watch along with me.

In the nakk?

Yes.

I can't find the English term for 'bleachers', but that's where you'll find me.

Ooops.

Town cheese!