Olegs suicidal relative

Had a nice soak in the bath this morning and as I started to get out I pulled the plug, suddenly from nowhere came a LARGE relative of Oleg and I swear it jumped off the side of the bath, through the foam into the swirling water going down the plug hole, leaving nothing but the sound of a sad little "PLOP" and a hole in the foam. So sad r.i.p olegs relative

who's oleg, weatherwax ?

God, there's some nutters on here....

Ask mache who Oleg is bennie And as for you jarvo, the world would be a miserable place without a bit of humour

Weatherwax, you have 68 postings...Are they all that hilarious?

Oleg is a spider Bennie..

I thought you'd be skulking about...

And how many of your 15096 are as sarcastic? Quite a few from what I have seen.

Thanks custard.

Spiders are good.

Bennie, when I read Weatherwax post, it saddened me..

To think of a relative of Oleg meeting a sad end like that saddened my heart..poor thing, R.I.P...

Spiders don't die when they go down the plughole,custard, they live in the nooks and crannies down there.

I don't know what mache will think about it! but I hope it enjoyed the bath foam I used on the way out, come to think about it, it might have been an escape bid , for the outside world. I can just see it heading over to Wigan with a little suitcase

Mache will be bereft when he reads this.

Have some people no feelings?

Notreets are human too.

Weatherwax.... GRANNY Weatherwax?

RUN AWAY!!!!

Before I do run away... how can you have a spider called 0-leg?

Also, any spider that shows its face in MY bathroom is DEAD! They have the airing cupboard... the bathroom is MINE.

What a shame, Weatherwax. At least it was a glug way to go.

"Now, how's he gonna read that magazine all rolled up like that...?" thought the spider.

I stopped splatting them years ago - my conscience apart, it makes a right mess of the wall when you splat one of those big ones.

Had some right monsters in the last few weeks.

Well, halloween IS approaching.

I'm trying to find a pic my son showed me on Facebook yesterday (I don't do Facebook) and it was of a German Shepherd in a spider outfit with hairy legs and everything.

You could hardly make out the dog at all. Fabulous costume.

Veg Grower - those monster spiders and their cobwebs will save on Halloween decorations. And on dusting. It's a win-win.

If only it could have been a swim-swim for Weatherwax's spider.

Is it this one, Veg Grower? This one is cut out for Halloween, too.

Nice one Mac.

Jo anne - yes that's it - the first link.

Aren't those German Shepherds' gorgeous?

They're beautiful, Veg Grower - my sister-in-law had a German Shepherd who looked very like the one in the spider costume and now has one that's all black.

I have just informed him, he has now dressed in black

Cadfael rather foolishly asked:


Before I do run away... how can you have a spider called 0-leg?

Remember, this is Mache we are dealing with.

Posted by: dostaf (38119)

Go on then, and I know i really shouldn't.

Why 'Oleg'?

Replied: 1st Oct 2012 at 14:07

Not noticing the obvious, later explained by himself.


Posted by: mache (12871)

just sounds better than leg or legs

Replied: 1st Oct 2012 at 14:08

Sorry you asked?

I was.

I know an Irishman who has a spider called O'leg

No you don't

I was reading about a chap having images of octopus porn yesterday. (Beastiality)

It would be funny, but the scumbag also had child porn.

Just got back, been to my Daughters all day as my Husband is on holiday and we had a run through to see them and my lovely 18month old Grandaughter So yes, I am GRANNY weatherwax cadfael, but before you run, may I say that I have enjoyed all the stories of a rare benedictine.
Jo anne, got a real chuckle over the glug way to go! and the swim swim comment, Everybody made up for certain other comments. I thought it was funny anyway, considering I was still stood in the bath when it happened

SOrry about the pseudo intellectual. Allow me to pen you a prose after the event:
She found herself immersed
when a spider burst forth.
It floated about and then did nowt.
She let out the plug,
and it span about.
Then. legs akimbo, it shot down the plug hole.

I just killed a huge spider crawling along the floor with my shoe.

I don't care how big a spider is, it isn't stealing MY shoe.