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Started: 14th Mar 2011 at 20:28
You'll have Mache complaining.
Cumbria
Replied: 14th Mar 2011 at 20:32
do these faces look botherd dostaf 
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Last edited by rbilly: 14th Mar 2011 at 20:40:35
Not really 
Sorry, Mache.
Replied: 14th Mar 2011 at 20:41
awwwwwwwwwwwww
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Don't awwwww them.
They're, to quote Mache, F***ch.
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Mache can't bring himself to type the word 'French'.
Your link was to a Franch article.
Replied: 14th Mar 2011 at 21:18
I'm glad we didn't have to learn those French expressions in school, Rbilly.
I'm pulling my face now. After all ...
... one good gurn deserves another.
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rbilly ,
How are the poorly pups?
Replied: 14th Mar 2011 at 21:51
I'm trying to think of an Egremont Crab Fair comment.
Crabs on me brain today.
Could be worse I suppose. 
Replied: 14th Mar 2011 at 21:51
fossil they are fine and dandy thanks for asking [:driving us bonkerschewing any thing and everything in sight had them out earler and they both bandjaxt now sprawlled out snoring there yeds of
Replied: 14th Mar 2011 at 22:11
dostaf brain sorry love could not resist ..dont mean it your ace
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Last edited by rbilly: 14th Mar 2011 at 22:25:37
Crab Apples!
"In the afternoon of 'Fair Day' the town relaxed with a succession of sporting activities, some being ancient and traditional. The Sports always commenced after the "scattering of apples" at Midday, now known as the Parade of the Apple Cart... it is thought that it was a celebration of the completion of the harvest when crab apples and other wild fruits were gathered ... Crab apples are too sour for the modern taste, therefore sweeter varieties of apple are used these days."
So, a change is as good as harvest.
I thought eating sourer apples would be all the better for gurning though.
Replied: 14th Mar 2011 at 22:26
Just for that , you can have the very long joke (shortened version) about the scientists who wanted to know why crabs walked sideways.
You really drag this one out when telling it, various tests etc, clever filming, psychological reports, The works.
Eventually, one boffin decides to use a microphone in an aquarium to listen to see if there is any communication. (Similar to dolphin song)
Months and months go by, trying different frequencies etc. Eventually, one day, as all the crabs are walking about (sideways) a faint singing type noise is heard.
EUREKA!
Here's a sample from a secret document;
♪♫♪♫♪" Oh we do like to be beside the seaside.....oh we do like to be beside the sea...... oh we do like to stroll along the prom-prom-prom... tiddly-om-pom-pom...♪♫♪♫♪
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Last edited by dostaf: 14th Mar 2011 at 22:34:25
rbilly,
Our son asked us to look after his dog(A Staffie)for a couple of days,and he was with us for 14 years
He was the friendliest object on this planet,
and we all miss him
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He didn,t look like that
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dont let him have any kids.
Replied: 14th Mar 2011 at 22:38
fossilthey are softy boys ..
Replied: 14th Mar 2011 at 22:43
rbilly,
I know ,he slept on my feet most days,and I didn,t know he was there
Replied: 14th Mar 2011 at 22:46
they still at the jumping all over you stage let them in front room and they are leaping about all over the place. took them out to day and they never as much cocked there legs had them out for over 2 hours ..and we braught them home put them in back garden and they did the .. buisness both of them always do never .do any thing when we take them out doors little chits
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