German Bite Bitten

BBC Logic

(German Bite was an area on the shipping forecast)

Read it earlier. Woss is cwap anyway

Did you just say Germans bite. I best not go ovr there then.

German shepherds bite.

And so do their dogs.

lol Not been bite by one of them yet just the little dogs.

I nearly did the one about the German shepherd crapping in the street.

His sheep nowhere in sight as well!

I vas honly hobeying der orders.

Et' a' shearin'?

Nay, Get thi own!

ve haf vays ov makin you talk. klop.

I know a guy in my hometown who got sheep but I don;t know if he still shears them. Love the sheep

especially with a touch of mint sauce!

Well all I know is that LLamas are good at protecting sheep.

I like sheeps.

baaa

Are you wooly Danni?

am flippin cold xrh am all wrapped up in me woolies

them sheep would get hot and bothered if they were never sheared.

Cold! behave yourself it's not started yet.

xrh,are you wooly danni,a mite personal don't you think?

I like the european brasted mattress look.

spiders everywhere ,is that what you are hinting at,tut tut

xrh its been freezin today, am not used to cold weather its too soon!

upthetims its his dsoh he really cant help himself

Whats a "dsoh" I'm gonna regret this.

And again it descends to this level.

I bring forward the opportunity to discuss the BBC's policy on swearing and it results in dog crap and brasted mattresses.

Whatever will the Mayor and Captings of Hindustry think of it all?

Palestines.

danni,is he a nasty pasty?

soh is sense of humour

d can stand for anything....daft....dozy....dumb....

I thought it was "disgusting" SOH, rather disappointed now.

demented..........

Better!

delightful......

DOGGER!

dostaf!

He'll claim that's another shipping forcast thing.

What?

You don't think I'd bring the shipping forecast onto a thread about the bloke who used to announce it do you?

It was predictable.

My local shipping area is Douglas

(See what I did there?)

Very good mester, never been to Kirk myself is it nice?

Kirk?

It's a bleedin Viking.

Cue more bloody and maimed Viking pics.

Been to Iceland shopping does that count?

Or a Douglas.
(not the river}

Thought that was the Boston strangler?

Danni over here suppose to be an ealry fall. Yeah it getting colder early. Wish them ducks would take me south to Florida with them

I know this German Bite it is ships in UK water yes.

Jarvo knows you know

This was a nice thread, it was before the haters joined though.

An clue

Did you say German bight?

The reason I started this thread was no doubt due to the fact that Mester Joseph made frequent references to the shipping forecast bit in the film 'Kes'.

I always listen out for the Swiss shipping forecast.

Conspiracy theorist.

In the novel A Kestrel for a Knave and its film adaptation Kes, the lead character Billy Casper calls out German Bight after the teacher reads out the name of a pupil called Fisher during the class roll call. Author Barry Hines then has Billy say erroneously that Cromarty follows German Bight.

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