something that made me laugh today,

I went round to one of my cycling buddies today to arrange a meet and ride tomorrow, His wife was in and she invited me in and we're bantering about numerous things and somehow we got talking about a concert they went to in Blackpool , It was a tribute concert to Dolly Parton and Glenn Campbell and she remarked on, how Dolly has only small shoulders,
I had a gob full of tea at that moment and struggled not to spit it out and. almost choked, She didn't understand but her husband did,
I made a hurried exit leaving it to my friend to explain,

They are not real you know Elvis is not under the pier at Southport