The Next Pope

What colour will he be?
Started: 22nd Apr 2025 at 17:00


Will he have a Roman Nose?
Replied: 22nd Apr 2025 at 17:13

Can anyone else see where this thread is leading to?
Replied: 22nd Apr 2025 at 17:56

My money's on a Filipino.
Replied: 22nd Apr 2025 at 22:01


Posted by: First Mate (2977)
"Can anyone else see where this thread is leading to?"
Yes, I can if folk let it, but I'm trying to think why the heck his colour matters, or his ethnicity?
Colour? He can be pink and green with yellow and red spots for all I care.
Replied: 22nd Apr 2025 at 22:46

I've been on jobcentreplus, Its not advertised yet so' I'm applying when it is,
It comes with a nice house, loads of free wine and only work on Sundays. I tick all the boxes,
Good catholic boy, like dressing up, have EU connections ( tonker) , I'm reet age with a few miles under't bonnet yet, The Nuns know me and will give me a good referral and, I worked with Moses on a building site in the 1997 on the Trafford Centre, I'd drive there and Moses came down the ship canal in a basket,
Replied: 22nd Apr 2025 at 23:02
Maybe he'll be the same colour as the first ever pope.
Replied: 23rd Apr 2025 at 12:44


But, the first ever pope was a Jew. I doubt that being the case nowadays. They'll have to measure his nose!
Replied: 23rd Apr 2025 at 13:01
Last edited by tonker: 23rd Apr 2025 at 13:01:47
Yes, he was a Jew, from the Middle East, so he wouldn't have been Caucasian.
Replied: 23rd Apr 2025 at 13:04


Yeah, Asian but not cauc. The Pope should be a Cauc European.
Replied: 23rd Apr 2025 at 13:11

Italian's eh!
I have been watching this Lying in State of the Pope, it is on the BBC News channel in the top right hand corner of the screen, all of the time, and folk are taking pictures of the Pope and doing Selfies with him, using their mobile phones, but when our Queen was Lying in State, we had none of that happening over here.
Replied: 23rd Apr 2025 at 16:20
Last edited by a proud latics supporter: 23rd Apr 2025 at 16:21:31


They are still making money out of the Pope They are now considering cremating him. Raking out his ashes carefully then putting them into small bags and selling them off as Pope Scratchings .
Replied: 23rd Apr 2025 at 16:27
It just proves religion is big business like every thing in life or deathNo self respecting person would dream of having their photo taken with the late head of the catholic faith.
Replied: 23rd Apr 2025 at 16:45


That's Godbotherers for you. .should look more into their Paedo culture.
Replied: 23rd Apr 2025 at 16:52


Peter, he's only the head of the Romans.
BB, I bet, if you gathered together all the paedoes, there'd only be a handful who are churchgoers. I know of two, both from near to you, one of which served time for it, neither are churchgoers.
Replied: 23rd Apr 2025 at 17:50

On Channel 5 News at 5 tonight, they interview a Vatican nun who was originally from Wigan
Replied: 23rd Apr 2025 at 18:09


Tonks....they are child abusers hiding behind the church...it's been going on since Adam was a lad....dirty crettins they are.
Replied: 23rd Apr 2025 at 19:55
Been a some abusers hiding behind police uniforms, dose that mean they're all abusers?
Replied: 23rd Apr 2025 at 20:12


Yep, just as I thought, but I'm an atheist so the comments don't bother me. I'd still like to know though what his colour has to do with anything. Whatever he is, he's just another human being. Strip off his skin and you'll see a skeleton with muscles, tendons, and all the other bits and bats that make up a person - not the colour of someone.
Replied: 23rd Apr 2025 at 21:10
Correct Mollie.
Replied: 23rd Apr 2025 at 21:30
At least unlike many of his worshippers in the world, they will have no worries about the cost of the funeral with all the millions in the vaults of the Vatican City!
Replied: 24th Apr 2025 at 08:27
Last edited by Owd Codger: 24th Apr 2025 at 08:36:59

I'm surprised this post is till on here to be honest. molliem is about the only sensible comment.
Replied: 24th Apr 2025 at 08:32


Tuddy ..every walk of life has them....just appears there are 10 times more acting as God botherers.
Replied: 24th Apr 2025 at 08:33
Some need to watch the 2015 film called Spotlight!
Replied: 24th Apr 2025 at 09:28
Billinge Biker, you're correct sir, they are in every profession, but clergymen, police officers, and scoutmasters make better headlines than plumbers, accountants, and window cleaners. So we hear more about them. As for there being 10 times more, we'd need to know the exact figures for each profession to verify that.
Replied: 24th Apr 2025 at 18:12


Tuddy..tha reet..it was an assumption on my part ...but they are forever in the news apologising etc....How many of our dodgy MP's are at it ?..it will come out in the wash...it always does...sooner or later they Always shoot themselves in't foot . Dirty low life scum they are .
Replied: 24th Apr 2025 at 19:03


I read today that the Pope has left €200,000 “from his own personal account” to a pasta factory in a juvenile prison. How generous. How kind. Pity he didn’t leave some to the abused children of the world, or people starving, where it would have done more good. Considering they supposedly live a life of poverty, where did he get that kind of money from? Did he do a bit of drug pushing on the side? None of them can be trusted, and I don’t care which faith they follow. They're all hypocrites.
Replied: 24th Apr 2025 at 22:13
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