What a day I've had .....

....... I got a joiner in,
paid him upfront to make me a king size bed.
But he's done a bunk!

It's one thing on top of another!!

It could be worse Tonks, A child in skool was asked by the teech, " hey little John, who makes your bed for you", he answered, " Ikier Miss"

Tonker, as a businessman you should know never to pay the full price upfront. A 10% deposit is good enough and, if that's not acceptable, go elsewhere. Too much thievery going on these days.

Mollie, Tonker lives every day like its April the first,

Mollie don't take Tonks on he meant a joke with the joiner making him bunk beds instead of a king size bed

Mollie it’s just a joke.

And I said to the joiner, "go and fetch three short planks".
He came back with Mollie!

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Tonker, as a businessman you should know never to pay the full price upfront. A 10% deposit is good enough and, if that's not acceptable, go elsewhere. Too much thievery going on these days.

It only needs someone to mention "P*** P" now, to send Mollie right over the edge!

or ask her a question, or ask her to confirm something

Tha'd best go steady Tonker ,Mollie can get nowty at times and often mentions chopping things off butcher style,,