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End of the world.

Started by: Billinge Biker (2897) 

(Not really)...BUT..if it came to it....and you had one weeks notice....what would be your plan for the heavenly 7 days ??

Started: 6th Feb 2025 at 19:04

Posted by: Billinge Biker (2897) 

Nearly one hour has passed..the 23 phantom viewers have no answer...

Replied: 6th Feb 2025 at 19:48

Posted by: tomplum (14268) 

I'd get myself a big Motor home on the ' never never' and set off with trailer full of beer and head for EL Tonkerville or a beach near to it,,

Replied: 6th Feb 2025 at 20:04

Posted by: peebee (779) 

Brim the Commando tank to the limit and just go. The missus could have the smaller bike.

Replied: 6th Feb 2025 at 20:24

Posted by: First Mate (2930)

Chaos and anarchy would ensue. Best stay at home get bladdered, you wont feel a thing.

Replied: 6th Feb 2025 at 20:29

Posted by: mollie m (8474) 

Stay at home and think of all the things I've done during my life, from childhood to old age - with a bottle of Bailey's each night. By the end, I'd be catatonic!

Replied: 6th Feb 2025 at 22:06

Posted by: tomplum (14268) 

Mollie, I'd come for thee in my mobile home on the 'never never' filled with fuel on my credit card and Me thee and Mrs plum would go to the nearest beach near Tonkersville in el spanio with your bottles of Baileys and you could explain to me about what a naturist is while I'm running up and down the beach getting sand in my hair,

Replied: 6th Feb 2025 at 22:17

Posted by: mollie m (8474) 

That would be lovely Tom. Me and Missus Plum could sit and make sand castles and sand pies, while you went for a pint.

Tom, a naturist is someone who likes to take off his/her clothes in public and join in with others playing tennis, or cycling through the woods, things like that.

A naturalist is someone who enjoys studying nature like wildlife, trees, flowers etc.

Replied: 6th Feb 2025 at 23:04

Posted by: tonker (29297) 

Tom, this nuddy beach and campsite is but 25 minutes drive from mine!

Playa del Torn!

Replied: 7th Feb 2025 at 00:09

Posted by: tomplum (14268) 

just the ticket that Tonks, What the Hell with only 6 days left to the end of the World,, I'll name my section as Paya del Tom,

Replied: 7th Feb 2025 at 08:30

Posted by: a proud latics supporter (7050)

Trump has renamed the Gulf of Meckeeco to the Gulf of America, but did yoo know that there is a Gulf of Tonker LINK

Replied: 7th Feb 2025 at 10:42
Last edited by a proud latics supporter: 7th Feb 2025 at 10:42:41

Posted by: basil brush (19964)

get some dodgy ale off plonker and get in apls taxi and go somewhere nice

oh and ask Mollie if she could answer my simple question and confirm what I thought I had read somewhere

and see if PC plod would buy a TV license

Replied: 7th Feb 2025 at 10:48
Last edited by basil brush: 7th Feb 2025 at 10:52:02

Posted by: Big Harold (72) 

Just stay in bed.

Replied: 7th Feb 2025 at 14:47

Posted by: jathbee (11578)

Hire a venue, caterers, bar and a large children's play area. Gather all my family together and spend the seven days having a great time. I would die happy.

Replied: 7th Feb 2025 at 21:30

Posted by: basil brush (19964)

would you not leave, like you said before

Replied: 8th Feb 2025 at 11:22

Posted by: jathbee (11578)

Won't you get banned, like you've done countless times before, walshy boy.

Replied: 8th Feb 2025 at 11:44

Posted by: basil brush (19964)

but you backtracked

Replied: 8th Feb 2025 at 11:51

Posted by: jathbee (11578)

And you won't accept a ban. No use arguing with an ignoramus who cannot understand the written word.
However. I will repeat yet again. Idid not backtrack. You, being the imbecile that your are, completely misunderstood.

Replied: 8th Feb 2025 at 12:06

Posted by: basil brush (19964)

you said you was leaving then you backtracked and changed your mind

Replied: 8th Feb 2025 at 12:24

Posted by: jathbee (11578)

Have it your,walshy. I backtracked. Now I'm back. So live with it.

Replied: 8th Feb 2025 at 12:41

Posted by: momac (12541) 

Basil.youre like a dog with a bone..just leave it.

Replied: 8th Feb 2025 at 12:59

Posted by: basil brush (19964)

so you admit to backtracking, now that wasn't hard, was it?

Replied: 8th Feb 2025 at 13:02

Posted by: jathbee (11578)

Omg. Do you understand anything at all. I simply give up. It's far easier than listening to you whining on about nothing at all. Try having a half decent conversation about something important.

Replied: 8th Feb 2025 at 14:27

Posted by: basil brush (19964)

osted by: jathbee (11540)

Have it your,walshy. I backtracked.

Replied: 8th Feb 2025 at 14:44

 

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