trigger warnings

I watch the 1st series of the new All creatures great and small last night.Before each episode was a warning for mild language for the snowflakes who might get offended. The strongest word used was"Bloody"shock and horror that such a word was used

One of my favorite programmes ,looking forward to the Christmas special

I think the warning should read,

WARNING MANY SCENES INCLUDE THE VET'S ELBOW DEEP UP A COWS BUM.

One lunch time Ted saw Ernie's horse and cart outside her door,
It drove him mad to find it was still there at half past four.
And as he lept down from his van hot blood through his veins did course,
And he went across to Ernie's cart and didn't half kick his horse.
Whose name was ...........

"TRIGGER" !

...... And he pulled the fastest milk cart in the west !

ERNIE

They altered the lyrics to what in my opinion is the greatest Christmas song of all time, Fairytale of New York as it might offend people.

But you can still get a pack of 6 of them in most supermarkets?

WARNING MANY SCENES INCLUDE THE VET'S ELBOW DEEP UP A COWS BUM.

I could change the wording on this but you'd have "some people" skrykin to admit

BB when they show the real vets on Tv there are worse scenes than that