My New year award from my cycle group

As most know I do a bit of cycling and since joining a group of other cyclists , I've found that a lot of them can't even fix a puncture so, I started helping them out by servicing and repairing their bikes, Its just as a hobby but now more and more are asking for help, So I saw this as an opportunity to create ' cyclotom ' , A none profit making pastime when the weather is too wet to get out, In return for my services they awarded me with a,
a New toolkit ..

I propose a new honour..... specifically for Tom

The WiganWorld `Blowing your own Trumpet` award.

No one else comes close......us mortals can only aspire

By the way those tool kits are on sale
At Tesco, reduced to £1.25
His friends must hold.
Him in high regard

One flush TP....two turds surface...how do you do it ?

Its a special paste in the bait BB invented by the Plum family . If I tell you the recipe i will have to kill you to protect the secret