Tom's joke book, Page one, what do you call?

what do you call a man with a seagull on his head ?
Cliff,
a man with a spade in his hand ?
Dug
A man floating in the canal ?
Bob
A man banned several times from WW ?
Bungalow Baz,
plus many more funny jokes,

life's too short not to laff,

aint that right sledgeie

I say
I say
I say
What do you call a sad provocative old man who tells lies, stirs the s**t thinks he is funny and is desperate for attention?



I will let you work the punchline out yourself Tom

"Bungalow Baz" that's gonna stick! He'll change his name now.

Q the bannermen....

why dont cannibals eat left handed people?
They dont taste right

Here's a school joke....,.What happened to the Injun who drank one hundred gallons of tea?
He drowned in his Teepee.

What do you call a raised area of land under precipitation?

Could that be Rainhill

What did the leper say to the prostitute?


Keep the tip!

"A Mexican man threw his wife off a cliff yesterday"!

"Why did he do that"?

"TEQUILA"!

chinese man says, "anyone seen my cocaine"

chap replies, not since the Italian job.

Hello bungalow baz, you old goose you! Why is he chinese, doesn't he speak mandarin?

Whats this ? does bazil's boss know he's telling racist jokes,,OH NO Has Ha Ole Bazil will be a Gammon yed now,,,,

Plummy - that's part of the joke but the best, for me, is his previous names. He was "Goose" now he uses a fox, so why not a chcken? He he.

Hey, Bungalow, list all your names for us, please

I think snake eyes was one as well, SD was once Sledge and also Bernard, I bet he's pulling his hair out because the cleverest of his toddler group told a racist joke on a thread started by me,,He'll be cussin' tonight for sure,
Oh I need a lay down,,, ha ha ha,

And on top of all that Tom dont forget....I am also a graduate electrical engineer who fills pot holes as well as being a council lackey who lives on a horse farm in Yorkshire......right?

If you need to.....wait till you have had that lie down before you answer

What does call one mon with a pork chop on his yed..., Ahmed !!!
What does call one mon wirh two pork chops on his yed... Mohahmed

Oh Walsh was his name too, I forgot that one, I see the boss as replied,, Was it a good reply, full of wit and funniness or just the dull ,unimaginative same old,
I thought you was ignoring me stuff,

anyrode back to the topic,
work on a horse farm

nice one BB, in a similar vein,
what do you call a man with a plank on his head,?
Edward
What do you call a man with 2 planks on his head ?
Edward Wood,
What do you call a man with 3 planks on hid head
Edward Woodwood,
What do you call a man with 4 planks on his head
I don't know but
Edward Woodwood Would

How on earth does he do it when he has me on ignore??

Not only does he know I was addressing him but he also knows what I was talking about.

Summat not reet here

Posted by: tomplum (10551) View tomplum's page

nice one BB, in a similar vein,
what do you call a man with a plank on his head,?
Edward
What do you call a man with 2 planks on his head ?
Edward Wood,
What do you call a man with 3 planks on hid head
Edward Woodwood,
What do you call a man with 4 planks on his head
I don't know but
Edward Woodwood Would

SurelyGoogle must have helped with that tom?

Oh I forgot Google is for no nowts

Posted by: tomplum (10551) View tomplum's page

, The name of the race team escapes me and I refuse to Google, Only Rainhill looneys , electrical engineers , ( not proper electricians who know the colour of wires) and know nowts use google,

Posted by: Platty (1918)
Plummy

A young Italian lad gets home, gets to the gate, and shouts "Mamma Mia"

Paddy went to the Docs today. And said, “do you treat alcoholics”, The Dr replied, “of course we do”………Paddy said, “great, get your coat on; I’m feckin skint

Nice to see the Rainhill looney toddlers group contributing to toms joke book challenge, I can't see the jokes , only the names of the willing contenders, but I'm glad you made an effort,
Well done you's,,,

osted by: tomplum (10552) View tomplum's page

Whats this ? does bazil's boss know he's telling racist jokes,,OH NO Has Ha Ole Bazil will be a Gammon yed now,,,,

Posted by: tomplum (10552) View tomplum's page

I can't see the jokes , only the names of the willing contenders




so how do you know what I posted?

Good ole Bungalow Baz posting another joke, I do hope you're not falling foul of your boss by telling joke he will get angry with you like,

The bloke goes in a Chinese chippy and orders Chicken chow mien but forgot what his wife wants, He asks the owner if he can call home, The owner lets him use the phone and he orders his wifes meal as well, The bloke thanks the chippy owner,
5 mins later the meals are ready and the bloke says thank you and asks, " how much do I owe you,
The chippy owner says, " you pay for caw " The bloke grabs his meals and says, " thank you thats very kind and walks out,,,

Posted by: tomplum (10553) View tomplum's page

Good ole Bungalow Baz posting another joke, I do hope you're not falling foul of your boss by telling joke he will get angry with you like,

AGAIN, how do you know what I am posting if I am on ignore?

Oh Giv ore, Baz, me sides are splitting here,

simple question

Goose: because of mine on 1923. He can't see your post but he knows it's about a chinaman.

HOW?

Is that another racist joke Baz ? your boss will not like it,

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