Comedian

Saw a Comedian last week, He is good, Very good, He will be on BBC sometime in January, His name is Tom Binns, Look out for him.

Watched Hospital People tonight & it was a good laugh, Bentlegs. BBC1, 9.30pm

Nearly 10 years since Bernard Manning died. But the memory of the Embassy club lives on

A clean Manning one liner

went to see that Pavarotti last week and he was a right miserable git. He doesn't like it when you join in.

James Bond -- 'what shall we do with Mr Corbyn ma'am ?'

The Queen -- 'Just make it look like an accident 007'

bought a fish from the fish market yesterday and when I got home I found all the insides missing...

Gutted !

Just met a dog that only responds to commands in Spanish.

He's an Espanyol.

Whats pink and smells of Ginger. Fred Astaires ****

33 years since Tommy Cooper died. But the memory of him wearing a Fez lives on. Even in far flung places such as Morocco!

I remember it like it was yesterday. I was just in the process of going picking up my husband in the car and the programme was on tele and as he collapsed the curtains closed and the screen went black. It came on later that he had died. I only had to look at him and I'd laugh. RIP Tommy.

A Greek playwright walks into a tailors

'Euripides?' says the tailor

'Yes' replies the playwright 'Eumenides?'

That's a bit too cultured for Wiganworld, Cordy!

Give over, Tonker, it had me in stitches for one - we can all guess from the context.

My uncle was really into astrology

His star sign was Taurus; so it was ironic how he died really...

He was attacked by a giant Scorpion !!

I was watching a performance by the Bermuda orchestra a few days ago

and was surprised to see the guy playing the triangle suddenly disappear.

My wife complained at me eating too many hazelnut chocolate bars

so I swiftly moved onto another topic

Cop; Do you have a job ?

Me; Yes, I screw people for a living

Cop; So like, Adult films ?

Me; No, I'm a Lawyer

Thank-you Cordyline, For cheering my day up as one dick emery used to say< ooooh you are awful ,but i like you!
keep it going.