The Don
Started: 1st Feb 2017 at 15:32
Last edited by cordyline: 12th Apr 2020 at 10:59:21
not sure but I knew clinton played with his sex
Replied: 2nd Feb 2017 at 01:27
That is soooo funny .....Trump Donald, I put it on my Facebook amongst my friends in the USA
Replied: 2nd Feb 2017 at 02:30
the sooner the papers, and TV, over here stop going on about this mon, the better.
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Baz
Did you press your left mouse button ?
Replied: 2nd Feb 2017 at 10:34
During my run today someone threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me
but no harm done my injuries were only Super Fish Oil.
Replied: 18th Feb 2017 at 20:27
There is only one Sir Don and that is Sir Donald Bradman greatest batsman ever.
Replied: 19th Feb 2017 at 07:17
A sniper makes an assassination attempt on Donald Trump.
A member of the Secret Service's Presidential bodyguard sees the attempt just a split second before the marksman pulls the trigger.
He shouts "Mickey Mouse" at the top of his voice.
Of course Donald Trump is killed immediately.
At the Secret Service debriefing afterwards the head of Service asks the shouter "Why did you shout `Mickey Mouse'?"
"Very sorry boss" says the Service man "I meant to shout Donald, Duck"
Replied: 27th Aug 2017 at 21:34
"That is soooo funny .....Trump Donald, I put it on my Facebook amongst my friends in the USA" BRITBOY
Don't you live in Michigan? Where thanks to President Trump coal miners out of work can now look forward to the mines opening up after Obama closed them? Where the intervention of the Donald persuaded Ford to build huge new factories rather than moving to Mexico?
A little gratitude is too much to expect, I suppose.
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Cordyline’s “joke” is reflective of the coarseness we see invading this site. Foul language and dirty jokes are the norm. When did the gutter become an accepted habitat? And now “jokes,” not for the first time, about murder, the act of extreme cruelty. OK is it, when the target is an American President? How about we all roar with laughter at the prospect of the assassination of Teresa May? Or should we all chortle at a joke about, say, the murder of Cordyline’s family members?
Perhaps the barbs are only hysterical when they are aimed at those who are not aware of them, and cannot respond. You know, the weapon of the coward.
Replied: 28th Aug 2017 at 21:07
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In an exclusive interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network, Donald Trump said
"I believe in God" But of course The Donald was talking about HIMSELF ― Jay Leno
Replied: 28th Aug 2017 at 21:43
Trump is so divorced from the Truth -- he should pay it alimony.
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―Elizabeth Harris Burch aka @Ladydragyn
Replied: 28th Aug 2017 at 21:46
Comic Sans walks into a bar.
"Get out of here!" shouts the barman.
"We don't serve your type"
Replied: 29th Aug 2017 at 10:01
Whacker, he's also insisted on American steel being used and not imports. Pity none of our MPs put our people first.
Replied: 29th Aug 2017 at 21:38
When will people realize that a JOKE is exactly that,once you begin to analyse it then it isn't a joke.
Roy.
Replied: 30th Aug 2017 at 18:46
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Just before I die, I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels.
My cremation is going to be epic.
Replied: 31st Aug 2017 at 11:59
Youtube shooter identified as
"angry bodybuilding female vegan animal rights activist of Iranian descent"
....nope, nothing to work with here.
Replied: 5th Apr 2018 at 16:52
Guy arrives at the Pearly Gates and St Peter welcomes him in.
The guy notices a wall full of clocks at different times.
When he asks what that's about, St P says each one represents a person's lies.
For example, top left is Mother Teresa's - no movement, bang on 12.00.
A few clocks along is Abe Lincoln - 2 seconds gone.
"Where's Donald Trump's?" asks the guy.
"That's in Jesus' office - he's using it as a desk fan"
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Stormy Daniels is doing porn again.
Say what you want about Donald Trump -- but he gets people back to work.
Replied: 29th Sep 2018 at 10:34
Trump says the Saudis are rubbish at covering things up.
I'm not so sure.
Sticking a tea towel on your head is still marginally better than a comb over.
Replied: 1st Jan 2019 at 12:28
Donald Trump meets with the Queen.
He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"
"Well," says the Queen "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people"
Trump frowns "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle"
The Queen pushes a button on her intercom "Please send Theresa May in here, would you?"
Theresa May walks into the room. "Yes, your majesty?"
The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Theresa. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Theresa answers "That would be me"
"Yes! Very good" says the Queen
Back at the White House, Trump asks to speak with Vice President Mike Pence
"Mike, answer this for me. Your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
"I'm not sure" says the Vice President "Let me get back to you on that one"
Mike Pence goes to his advisers and asks every one, but none can give him an answer.
Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes General McMasters' shoes in the next stall.
Mike shouts, "General! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and your father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?
General McMaster yells back "That's easy. It's me!"
Mike Pence smiles. "Thanks!" and goes back to the Oval Office to speak with Trump.
"Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's General McMaster"
Trump gets up, stomps over to Mike Pence, and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Theresa May!"
Replied: 26th Jun 2019 at 22:21
I see Donald Trump is considering to ban vapes because six people have died using them.
I cant wait to see what he does when he finds out how many people have died from gun use!
Replied: 12th Sep 2019 at 10:10
Donald Trump says to Mike Pence "The less immigrants we allow in, the better"
Pence says "The fewer"
Trump says "I told you not to call me that yet"
Replied: 12th Apr 2020 at 10:53
Captain Trump of the RMS Titanic:
- There isn't any iceberg.
- There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean.
- The iceberg is their new hoax.
- The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon.
- How can there be icebergs AND global warming? FAKE NEWS!
- The iceberg is ahead of us, but overnight like a miracle it will melt.
- There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg.
- We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly.
- The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg.
- I never called the iceberg a hoax. Their politicization of the iceberg is the hoax.
- There are 15 people in the water, but very soon that will be down to 0 people in the water.
- There are studies, studies that show the warmer weather, the iceberg will melt in the warmer weather.
- We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats.
- We are doing fantastic. No other President has done so well with icebergs!
- Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them.
- Dismissal of the iceberg lookouts? I don't know anything about it. I mean, I could perhaps ask Tony...
- We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat ordering clerks.
- Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats.
- I really don't think we need that many lifeboats.
- We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats.
- Look, just put these floaties on your arms. What have you got to lose?
- The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship.
- I'm the smartest Captain there is, no one know more about being a captain than me, I've read a lot about being a captain, no one has read more about the ocean than me, I know a lot ... I'm smart
- I was calling it an iceberg before anyone else called it an iceberg
- Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg.
- I rate my response to the iceberg as a 10.
- I take no responsibility for hitting the iceberg.
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John Peters:
That language is not allowed here. The F word is very offensive.
Replied: 24th May 2020 at 07:02
Last edited by mollie m: 24th May 2020 at 07:09:01
He has been doing that a lot lately
John Peters
You are a filthy, dirty, bucket mouth
Replied: 24th May 2020 at 07:23
John Peters [the fake] is a very good friend of that supposed to be respectable trouble making womam called momac
Replied: 24th May 2020 at 07:42
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John Peters, Another dirty, filthy mouth who thinks the rules don't apply to him.
Replied: 24th May 2020 at 08:33
There were three guys talking in the pub.
Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.
After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says
“Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?”
The third fellow says “I’ll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees”
The first two guys were amazed.
“What happened then?” they asked.
“She said
‘get out from under the bed and fight like a man"
Replied: 24th May 2020 at 10:28
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Not ANOTHER one
Replied: 24th May 2020 at 11:12
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John Peters [the fake] is a very good friend of that supposed to be respectable trouble making womam called momac...I've never seen momac causing trouble
Replied: 24th May 2020 at 13:12
Replied: 24th May 2020 at 14:22
Fat Mick,behave yourself..you know full well that you're the trouble maker
simply by being a misery guts..you follow people around ,make stupid comments on PAD just for attention..when nobody replies to some of your
inane comments you start answering your own..don't you dare call me
a trouble maker.dont you dare.
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 09:26
Momac. He has been exiled from this board on more than one occasion for making trouble. And him calling you a trouble maker is beyond a joke. Take no notice of the ignorant, egotistical old fool. 👍
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 09:37
Thank you Jathbee,he's nothing more than a stalker..I'm tired of him
following me around..and again thank you n.j.
I've never known anyone as obnoxious as him.
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 09:47
Agree Momac & Jathbee,never liked him,he just gloats & notice he never went back to film the beautiful gardens at Alberts
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 10:14
Agree n.j...Just to put the record straight,I only know Johnny Peters
through our conversations on painting,which we both do.
Tricky Mickey even videod himself pedalling like crazy to follow Tom
Plumb on his bike..he is nothing more than a stalker..as Jathbee says,he
has been booted off the boards more than once..used to go under the
name Singapore Mick and countless other names.
On PAD,he never ever compliments anyone's photos simply because they
aren't his..
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Mick
Don't yoo DARE call momac a trouble maker
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 10:30
There is a difference.
Momac is liked.
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 10:35
Tommy,thank you so much.x
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 10:36
And thank you Firefox.x
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 10:37
I endorse all that's been said about FAT "Pervy" MICK.
momac
You're a lady and well liked
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who try to poison my brothers and sisters.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 10:56
At least your comment is within the rules.........for a change.
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 11:01
You couldn't lay a carpet. :D
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 11:10
Take note people...….it started right there.
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 11:16
Where, at the point Fat mick attacked Momac, or John Peters comment was removed?
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 11:35
Johnny..
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 11:48
Firefox,I'm stumped as well.
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 11:49
Don't worry, Momac. bernard is trying to turn my witty comment into a threat. He can't help himself.
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 11:56
Merely highlighting the fact you cannot keep your nose out of someone else argument and delight in provoking it FF and demonstrating it by example for the benefit of all the nice people
No doubt it wont be long before you start claiming its you who is being picked on and are the true villain...….as you normally do, especially when you end up getting your botty slapped.
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 13:03
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Bernard.
Help, please
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 13:32
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Could you please clarify something, not just for my benefit but for that of all the nice people too?
Did I post that before or after you took it upon yourself to refer to me as.... "Bernard"
Its not a difficult question. A simple one word answer will do
so.....before or after?
I will leave it with you shall I
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Shall we call that your first spanking of the day?
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 14:17
Fear not.
Posted by: Stardelta (7459)5,000+ Report abuse
A TerryW answered my comment on 22February in the guestbook section advised me how to join. I assumed you are the same person
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Replying as bernard foiled.
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A TerryW answered my comment on 22February in the guestbook section advised me how to join. I assumed you are the same person
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♪Bernard, Bernard, give us a wave
Bernard, give us a wave♪
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 14:42
Are you pretending to be something you are not FF?
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 14:43
Again.....I will leave it with you, think carefully
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 14:47
The irony, posting as bernard then accusing others of being 'something' they are not.
I am Firefox on here, bernard/sledge/stardullter.
(Bernard) foiled again
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 14:49
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Are you pretending to be something you are not FF?
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 14:56
Shall we try it another way FF?
Have you ever told the whole forum you are something you are not?
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 15:00
Posted by Bernard Coyle on 21st February 2020
Where are you? Roscommon Eire
How did you find wiganworld? Internet search
Comments I have recently found out my great grandparents were from Wigan. I am trying to discover more about the town.
Where are you? Wigan
How did you find wiganworld? Been a member for a while.
Comments Bernard, register on the site, you will get more information on there.
Contact ron@wiganworld.co.uk to join.
And so Bernard joined, only to attack TerryW.
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A TerryW answered my comment on 22February in the guestbook section advised me how to join. I assumed you are the same person
Replied: 25th Mar 2020 at 16:47
Onl.y he forgot to sign in as bernard.
He did similar when answering as the dullter, but signed in as sledge when offering £100 aggainst someone proving he was racist.
Then there was this bout of
Schizophrenia
Just before he posted as sledge on the forum.
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 15:05
Last edited by firefox: 25th May 2020 at 15:06:13
I am who I am, bernard. Who are you?
:D
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 15:05
Have you ever told the forum you are something you are not FF?
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 15:10
Not someone......something
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 15:12
Referring to....
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 15:38
Errrrr.......was that a yes or a no?
Simple questions are not really your thing are they?
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 15:44
Vaguaries are yours.
Spit it out, man(?)
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 15:46
However and let’s be honest, the fact you have not denied it does suggest an element of doubt on your side......am I on to something FF?
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 15:47
Yes, a hiding -AGAIN.
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 15:48
Have you ever told the whole forum you are something you are not. Can’t you spit out a simple yes or no?
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 15:50
Not hard is it?
Anyone would think you are on the ropes
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 15:51
I have not.
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 15:52
Now, prove you aren't bernard/sledge.
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 15:52
So that’s a no then?
Fair enough
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 15:54
Evidenced as well...Now, Bernard, foiled again!
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 15:54
How about you tell us all about........,your teenage years?
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 15:57
How about you tell us about you not being sledge/bernard?
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 15:58
Do you want pics of me as a small boy, maybe naked?
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 15:59
Why won’t you tell us FF?
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Come on FF, be a big proud lad and tell us all about it
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 16:01
Something to hide FF?
No need for insults tututut
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 16:03
You are losing it again, sledge.
My youth is nothing to you, unless we grew up together.
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 16:03
This has turned really dark, sledge wanting to probe me as a small boy.
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Merely curious to find out if you are an out an out liar FF.
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 16:09
Are you?
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 16:10
As you are, sledge/Bernard/Dullter?
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 16:10
Now explain what I have/have not said I have done/have not done on here in my youth, Sledge.
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 16:12
I am not sledge or Bernard, although I do know sledge.
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 16:17
You are both. Bernard hasn't posted since your slip up. Sledge posted on the forum the day after you had a "chat" with him.
You are he as he is you and both are bernard together.
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 16:19
If you say so, I really have given up arguing it. I just let it carry on and have a good laugh at it all
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 16:26
I have done, I am doing and will do. Now excuse me, I am on the phone to Mother.
(Your hatred eats you, Let it feast)
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 16:30
No hatred here mate, although I do feel guilty sometimes, watching you put all that effort and fuss in to prove me a liar, and for what? Nothing is going to change.
It’s like cruelly teasing a small child, sad but at the same time......amusing in a twisted kind of way.
Long may it continue
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 16:37
You ask for a truce?
Wrong person, ask Mac.
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 16:38
I never mentioned truce
I mean, what would I do with that odd hour or two of spare time if I couldn’t wind a few losers up now and again?
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 16:44
Spend a whole day trying, and failing, to best others?
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 16:49
If you say so
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 16:54
Go on make another comment and give me another laugh.
Unfortunately I don't think you actually have the intelligence to comprehend what I am saying
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 16:57
Do another "mother" joke and give me a real laugh
You are not even on the same level as me
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I can assure you my mother is alive and well, the non stop comments relating to her supposed death from you and....well you know who, as well as being amusing are sadly a reflection of your desperation to get at me and the fact you are prepared to stoop to such lows to get it.
Very sad, and a reflection of your mindset and character......but at the same time.....amusing
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 17:06
Nothing funny about the death of anyone mother...….even if its all made up....)
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 17:07
You are quite right, I am well above you.
My Mother was on the phone, she likes to talk.
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 17:08
You make a good couple…….. but in a bad way
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 17:09
Of course she was
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 17:12
We have a lovely relationship, thank you.
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 17:15
FF
Couldn’t lay a carpet ?🤬
I could easily lay you out 😁👍
Replied: 25th May 2020 at 17:36
Course you could, JP, course you could.
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Replied: 25th May 2020 at 16
ANOTHER NEWBIE getting comments removed
Replied: 26th May 2020 at 11:32
BB, stop trying to cause trouble.
Replied: 26th May 2020 at 12:02
It's only his comments that have been removed,he's not been removed from WW unlike you several times,do you agree ?
Replied: 26th May 2020 at 12:02
It's because he wanted to see me nude, I called him Pete.
Replied: 26th May 2020 at 12:25
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Oh ey up, is no one buying dirt.
Disgusting comment.
Replied: 26th May 2020 at 12:50
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Disgusting comment, please explain?
Replied: 26th May 2020 at 12:56
It's because he wanted to see me nude,
TUT,TUT,TUT
Replied: 26th May 2020 at 12:57
Ah yes, he IS disgusting!
Replied: 26th May 2020 at 13:03
He didn't come out withe comment, "It's because he wanted to see me nude"........did he.
Replied: 26th May 2020 at 14:10
Yes. Deviant.
Replied: 26th May 2020 at 14:36
Very sad, and a reflection of your mindset and character..
There's a few like that on here sd,
Replied: 26th May 2020 at 15:18
Stop trying to cause arguments.
Replied: 26th May 2020 at 15:22
Especially over the last 12 months, or so.
Replied: 26th May 2020 at 16:11
To be exact, since 12th Jan 2011.
I have been a member since: 31st Mar 2008.
Can that equate?
Replied: 26th May 2020 at 16:16
Mind you because "some people"haven't been on it's been ok.
Replied: 26th May 2020 at 17:30
***bump***
Replied: 29th May 2020 at 08:54
Baiting again..
Hello Norman Baits.
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