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The Don
Started by: cordyline (5350)   Report abuse
Donald has a trumpet

Posted by: madamehmurray (6144)   Report abuse
not sure but I knew clinton played with his sex

Posted by: britboy (6793) Report abuse
That is soooo funny .....Trump Donald, I put it on my Facebook amongst my friends in the USA

Posted by: basil brush (13825) Report abuse
the sooner the papers, and TV, over here stop going on about this mon, the better.

Posted by: cordyline (5350)   Report abuse
Baz
Did you press your left mouse button ?

Posted by: cordyline (5350)   Report abuse
During my run today someone threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me

but no harm done my injuries were only Super Fish Oil.

Posted by: aussie94 (2346) Report abuse
There is only one Sir Don and that is Sir Donald Bradman greatest batsman ever.

Posted by: cordyline (5350)   Report abuse
A sniper makes an assassination attempt on Donald Trump.

A member of the Secret Service's Presidential bodyguard sees the attempt just a split second before the marksman pulls the trigger.

He shouts "Mickey Mouse" at the top of his voice.

Of course Donald Trump is killed immediately.

At the Secret Service debriefing afterwards the head of Service asks the shouter "Why did you shout `Mickey Mouse'?"



"Very sorry boss" says the Service man "I meant to shout Donald, Duck"

Posted by: whacker (895) Report abuse

"That is soooo funny .....Trump Donald, I put it on my Facebook amongst my friends in the USA" BRITBOY

Don't you live in Michigan? Where thanks to President Trump coal miners out of work can now look forward to the mines opening up after Obama closed them? Where the intervention of the Donald persuaded Ford to build huge new factories rather than moving to Mexico?

A little gratitude is too much to expect, I suppose.

Posted by: whacker (895) Report abuse
Cordyline’s “joke” is reflective of the coarseness we see invading this site. Foul language and dirty jokes are the norm. When did the gutter become an accepted habitat? And now “jokes,” not for the first time, about murder, the act of extreme cruelty. OK is it, when the target is an American President? How about we all roar with laughter at the prospect of the assassination of Teresa May? Or should we all chortle at a joke about, say, the murder of Cordyline’s family members?

Perhaps the barbs are only hysterical when they are aimed at those who are not aware of them, and cannot respond. You know, the weapon of the coward.

Posted by: cordyline (5350)   Report abuse
In an exclusive interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network, Donald Trump said

"I believe in God" But of course The Donald was talking about HIMSELF ― Jay Leno

Posted by: cordyline (5350)   Report abuse
Trump is so divorced from the Truth -- he should pay it alimony.
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―Elizabeth Harris Burch aka @Ladydragyn

Posted by: cordyline (5350)   Report abuse
Comic Sans walks into a bar.

"Get out of here!" shouts the barman.

"We don't serve your type"

Posted by: Platty (229) Report abuse
Whacker, he's also insisted on American steel being used and not imports. Pity none of our MPs put our people first.

Posted by: r.fisher (594)  Report abuse
When will people realize that a JOKE is exactly that,once you begin to analyse it then it isn't a joke.

Roy.

Posted by: lectriclegs (3900) Report abuse
Here you go Whacker

Posted by: cordyline (5350)   Report abuse
Just before I die, I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels.

My cremation is going to be epic.

Posted by: cordyline (5350)   Report abuse
Youtube shooter identified as

"angry bodybuilding female vegan animal rights activist of Iranian descent"


....nope, nothing to work with here.

Posted by: cordyline (5350)   Report abuse
Guy arrives at the Pearly Gates and St Peter welcomes him in.
The guy notices a wall full of clocks at different times.

When he asks what that's about, St P says each one represents a person's lies.

For example, top left is Mother Teresa's - no movement, bang on 12.00.
A few clocks along is Abe Lincoln - 2 seconds gone.

"Where's Donald Trump's?" asks the guy.

"That's in Jesus' office - he's using it as a desk fan"

Posted by: cordyline (5350)   Report abuse
Stormy Daniels is doing porn again.

Say what you want about Donald Trump -- but he gets people back to work.

Posted by: cordyline (5350)   Report abuse
Trump says the Saudis are rubbish at covering things up.

I'm not so sure.

Sticking a tea towel on your head is still marginally better than a comb over.

Posted by: cordyline (5350)   Report abuse
Donald Trump meets with the Queen.
He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"

"Well," says the Queen "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people"

Trump frowns "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle"

The Queen pushes a button on her intercom "Please send Theresa May in here, would you?"

Theresa May walks into the room. "Yes, your majesty?"

The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Theresa. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Theresa answers "That would be me"

"Yes! Very good" says the Queen

Back at the White House, Trump asks to speak with Vice President Mike Pence

"Mike, answer this for me. Your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure" says the Vice President "Let me get back to you on that one"

Mike Pence goes to his advisers and asks every one, but none can give him an answer.
Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes General McMasters' shoes in the next stall.

Mike shouts, "General! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and your father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?

General McMaster yells back "That's easy. It's me!"

Mike Pence smiles. "Thanks!" and goes back to the Oval Office to speak with Trump.

"Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's General McMaster"

Trump gets up, stomps over to Mike Pence, and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Theresa May!"

Posted by: cordyline (5350)   Report abuse
I see Donald Trump is considering to ban vapes because six people have died using them.

I cant wait to see what he does when he finds out how many people have died from gun use!

Posted by: cordyline (5350)   Report abuse
Donald Trump says to Mike Pence "The less immigrants we allow in, the better"

Pence says "The fewer"

Trump says "I told you not to call me that yet"

Posted by: cordyline (5350)   Report abuse
Dave

Posted by: cordyline (5350)   Report abuse
Captain Trump of the RMS Titanic:

- There isn't any iceberg.
- There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean.
- The iceberg is their new hoax.
- The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon.
- How can there be icebergs AND global warming? FAKE NEWS!

- The iceberg is ahead of us, but overnight like a miracle it will melt.
- There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg.
- We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly.
- The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg.
- I never called the iceberg a hoax. Their politicization of the iceberg is the hoax.
- There are 15 people in the water, but very soon that will be down to 0 people in the water.
- There are studies, studies that show the warmer weather, the iceberg will melt in the warmer weather.
- We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats.

- We are doing fantastic. No other President has done so well with icebergs!
- Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them.
- Dismissal of the iceberg lookouts? I don't know anything about it. I mean, I could perhaps ask Tony...
- We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat ordering clerks.

- Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats.
- I really don't think we need that many lifeboats.

- We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats.
- Look, just put these floaties on your arms. What have you got to lose?
- The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship.

- I'm the smartest Captain there is, no one know more about being a captain than me, I've read a lot about being a captain, no one has read more about the ocean than me, I know a lot ... I'm smart
- I was calling it an iceberg before anyone else called it an iceberg

- Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg.
- I rate my response to the iceberg as a 10.
- I take no responsibility for hitting the iceberg.

Posted by: cordyline (5350)   Report abuse
Donald

Posted by: John Peters (480)  Report abuse
(Comment removed because it broke the rules)

Posted by: mollie m (6312)  Report abuse
John Peters:

That language is not allowed here. The F word is very offensive.

Posted by: Tommy Two Stroke (4741) Report abuse
He has been doing that a lot lately

John Peters

You are a filthy, dirty, bucket mouth

Posted by: FAT MICK (1058) Report abuse
John Peters [the fake] is a very good friend of that supposed to be respectable trouble making womam called momac

Posted by: Tommy Two Stroke (4741) Report abuse

Posted by: basil brush (13825) Report abuse
John Peters, Another dirty, filthy mouth who thinks the rules don't apply to him.

Posted by: cordyline (5350)   Report abuse
There were three guys talking in the pub.

Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.

After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says
“Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?”

The third fellow says “I’ll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees”

The first two guys were amazed.
“What happened then?” they asked.

“She said
‘get out from under the bed and fight like a man"

Posted by: basil brush (13825) Report abuse
osted by: John Peters (464) View John Peters's page100+ Report abuse

(Comment removed because it broke the rules)

Not ANOTHER one

Posted by: priscus (8245) Report abuse
The Don

Posted by: nanajacqui (2920)  Report abuse
Posted by: FAT MICK (1023)1,000+ Report abuse
John Peters [the fake] is a very good friend of that supposed to be respectable trouble making womam called momac...I've never seen momac causing trouble

Posted by: John Peters (480)  Report abuse

Posted by: momac (10737)  Report abuse
Fat Mick,behave yourself..you know full well that you're the trouble maker
simply by being a misery guts..you follow people around ,make stupid comments on PAD just for attention..when nobody replies to some of your
inane comments you start answering your own..don't you dare call me
a trouble maker.dont you dare.

Posted by: jathbee (10131) Report abuse
Momac. He has been exiled from this board on more than one occasion for making trouble. And him calling you a trouble maker is beyond a joke. Take no notice of the ignorant, egotistical old fool. 👍

Posted by: momac (10737)  Report abuse
Thank you Jathbee,he's nothing more than a stalker..I'm tired of him
following me around..and again thank you n.j.
I've never known anyone as obnoxious as him.

Posted by: nanajacqui (2920)  Report abuse
Agree Momac & Jathbee,never liked him,he just gloats & notice he never went back to film the beautiful gardens at Alberts

Posted by: momac (10737)  Report abuse
Agree n.j...Just to put the record straight,I only know Johnny Peters
through our conversations on painting,which we both do.
Tricky Mickey even videod himself pedalling like crazy to follow Tom
Plumb on his bike..he is nothing more than a stalker..as Jathbee says,he
has been booted off the boards more than once..used to go under the
name Singapore Mick and countless other names.
On PAD,he never ever compliments anyone's photos simply because they
aren't his..

Posted by: Tommy Two Stroke (4741) Report abuse
Mick

Don't yoo DARE call momac a trouble maker

Posted by: firefox (1488) Report abuse
There is a difference.

Momac is liked.

Posted by: momac (10737)  Report abuse
Tommy,thank you so much.x

Posted by: momac (10737)  Report abuse
And thank you Firefox.x

Posted by: John Peters (480)  Report abuse
I endorse all that's been said about FAT "Pervy" MICK.
momac
You're a lady and well liked

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who try to poison my brothers and sisters.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Posted by: basil brush (13825) Report abuse
At least your comment is within the rules.........for a change.

Posted by: firefox (1488) Report abuse
You couldn't lay a carpet. :D

Posted by: Stardelta (7654) Report abuse
Take note people...….it started right there.

Posted by: firefox (1488) Report abuse
Where, at the point Fat mick attacked Momac, or John Peters comment was removed?

Posted by: momac (10737)  Report abuse
Johnny..

Posted by: momac (10737)  Report abuse
Firefox,I'm stumped as well.

Posted by: firefox (1488) Report abuse
Don't worry, Momac. bernard is trying to turn my witty comment into a threat. He can't help himself.

Posted by: Stardelta (7654) Report abuse
Merely highlighting the fact you cannot keep your nose out of someone else argument and delight in provoking it FF and demonstrating it by example for the benefit of all the nice people

No doubt it wont be long before you start claiming its you who is being picked on and are the true villain...….as you normally do, especially when you end up getting your botty slapped.

Posted by: firefox (1488) Report abuse
Bernard.

Help, please

Posted by: Stardelta (7654) Report abuse
Could you please clarify something, not just for my benefit but for that of all the nice people too?

Did I post that before or after you took it upon yourself to refer to me as.... "Bernard"

Its not a difficult question. A simple one word answer will do

so.....before or after?

I will leave it with you shall I

Posted by: Stardelta (7654) Report abuse
Shall we call that your first spanking of the day?

Posted by: firefox (1488) Report abuse
Fear not.

Posted by: Stardelta (7459)5,000+ Report abuse

A TerryW answered my comment on 22February in the guestbook section advised me how to join. I assumed you are the same person

Replied: 25th Mar 2020 at 16:47


Replying as bernard foiled.

Posted by: Stardelta (7459)5,000+ Report abuse

A TerryW answered my comment on 22February in the guestbook section advised me how to join. I assumed you are the same person

Replied: 25th Mar 2020 at 16:47

Posted by: firefox (1488) Report abuse
♪Bernard, Bernard, give us a wave
Bernard, give us a wave♪

Posted by: Stardelta (7654) Report abuse
Are you pretending to be something you are not FF?

Posted by: Stardelta (7654) Report abuse
Again.....I will leave it with you, think carefully

Posted by: firefox (1488) Report abuse
The irony, posting as bernard then accusing others of being 'something' they are not.

I am Firefox on here, bernard/sledge/stardullter.

(Bernard) foiled again

Posted by: Stardelta (7654) Report abuse
Are you pretending to be something you are not FF?

Posted by: Stardelta (7654) Report abuse
Shall we try it another way FF?

Have you ever told the whole forum you are something you are not?

Posted by: firefox (1488) Report abuse
Posted by Bernard Coyle on 21st February 2020

Where are you? Roscommon Eire

How did you find wiganworld? Internet search

Comments I have recently found out my great grandparents were from Wigan. I am trying to discover more about the town.

Where are you? Wigan

How did you find wiganworld? Been a member for a while.

Comments Bernard, register on the site, you will get more information on there.
Contact ron@wiganworld.co.uk to join.

And so Bernard joined, only to attack TerryW.

Posted by: Stardelta (7459)5,000+ Report abuse

A TerryW answered my comment on 22February in the guestbook section advised me how to join. I assumed you are the same person

Replied: 25th Mar 2020 at 16:47

Onl.y he forgot to sign in as bernard.
He did similar when answering as the dullter, but signed in as sledge when offering £100 aggainst someone proving he was racist.

Then there was this bout of
Schizophrenia

Just before he posted as sledge on the forum.

Posted by: firefox (1488) Report abuse
I am who I am, bernard. Who are you?



:D

Posted by: Stardelta (7654) Report abuse
Have you ever told the forum you are something you are not FF?

Posted by: Stardelta (7654) Report abuse
Not someone......something

Posted by: firefox (1488) Report abuse
Referring to....

Posted by: Stardelta (7654) Report abuse
Errrrr.......was that a yes or a no?

Simple questions are not really your thing are they?

Posted by: firefox (1488) Report abuse
Vaguaries are yours.

Spit it out, man(?)

Posted by: Stardelta (7654) Report abuse
However and let’s be honest, the fact you have not denied it does suggest an element of doubt on your side......am I on to something FF?

Posted by: firefox (1488) Report abuse
Yes, a hiding -AGAIN.

Posted by: Stardelta (7654) Report abuse
Have you ever told the whole forum you are something you are not. Can’t you spit out a simple yes or no?

Posted by: Stardelta (7654) Report abuse
Not hard is it?

Anyone would think you are on the ropes

Posted by: firefox (1488) Report abuse
I have not.

Posted by: firefox (1488) Report abuse


Now, prove you aren't bernard/sledge.

Posted by: Stardelta (7654) Report abuse
So that’s a no then?
Fair enough

Posted by: firefox (1488) Report abuse
Evidenced as well...Now, Bernard, foiled again!

Posted by: Stardelta (7654) Report abuse
How about you tell us all about........,your teenage years?

Posted by: firefox (1488) Report abuse
How about you tell us about you not being sledge/bernard?

Posted by: firefox (1488) Report abuse
Do you want pics of me as a small boy, maybe naked?


Posted by: Stardelta (7654) Report abuse
Why won’t you tell us FF?

Posted by: firefox (1488) Report abuse
(Comment removed because it broke the rules)

Posted by: Stardelta (7654) Report abuse
Come on FF, be a big proud lad and tell us all about it

Posted by: Stardelta (7654) Report abuse
Something to hide FF?

No need for insults tututut

Posted by: firefox (1488) Report abuse


You are losing it again, sledge.

My youth is nothing to you, unless we grew up together.


Posted by: firefox (1488) Report abuse
This has turned really dark, sledge wanting to probe me as a small boy.

Posted by: Stardelta (7654) Report abuse
Merely curious to find out if you are an out an out liar FF.

Posted by: Stardelta (7654) Report abuse
Are you?

Posted by: firefox (1488) Report abuse
As you are, sledge/Bernard/Dullter?




Posted by: firefox (1488) Report abuse
Now explain what I have/have not said I have done/have not done on here in my youth, Sledge.

Posted by: Stardelta (7654) Report abuse
I am not sledge or Bernard, although I do know sledge.

Posted by: firefox (1488) Report abuse
You are both. Bernard hasn't posted since your slip up. Sledge posted on the forum the day after you had a "chat" with him.

You are he as he is you and both are bernard together.

Posted by: Stardelta (7654) Report abuse
If you say so, I really have given up arguing it. I just let it carry on and have a good laugh at it all

Posted by: firefox (1488) Report abuse
I have done, I am doing and will do. Now excuse me, I am on the phone to Mother.

(Your hatred eats you, Let it feast)

Posted by: Stardelta (7654) Report abuse
No hatred here mate, although I do feel guilty sometimes, watching you put all that effort and fuss in to prove me a liar, and for what? Nothing is going to change.

It’s like cruelly teasing a small child, sad but at the same time......amusing in a twisted kind of way.

Long may it continue

Posted by: firefox (1488) Report abuse


You ask for a truce?
Wrong person, ask Mac.

Posted by: Stardelta (7654) Report abuse
I never mentioned truce

I mean, what would I do with that odd hour or two of spare time if I couldn’t wind a few losers up now and again?





Posted by: firefox (1488) Report abuse
Spend a whole day trying, and failing, to best others?

Posted by: Stardelta (7654) Report abuse
If you say so

Posted by: Stardelta (7654) Report abuse
Go on make another comment and give me another laugh.

Unfortunately I don't think you actually have the intelligence to comprehend what I am saying

Posted by: Stardelta (7654) Report abuse
Do another "mother" joke and give me a real laugh

You are not even on the same level as me

Posted by: Stardelta (7654) Report abuse
I can assure you my mother is alive and well, the non stop comments relating to her supposed death from you and....well you know who, as well as being amusing are sadly a reflection of your desperation to get at me and the fact you are prepared to stoop to such lows to get it.

Very sad, and a reflection of your mindset and character......but at the same time.....amusing

Posted by: Stardelta (7654) Report abuse
Nothing funny about the death of anyone mother...….even if its all made up....)

Posted by: firefox (1488) Report abuse
You are quite right, I am well above you.

My Mother was on the phone, she likes to talk.

Posted by: Stardelta (7654) Report abuse
You make a good couple…….. but in a bad way

Posted by: Stardelta (7654) Report abuse
Of course she was

Posted by: firefox (1488) Report abuse
We have a lovely relationship, thank you.

Posted by: John Peters (480)  Report abuse
FF
Couldn’t lay a carpet ?🤬
I could easily lay you out 😁👍

Posted by: firefox (1488) Report abuse
Course you could, JP, course you could.

Posted by: basil brush (13825) Report abuse
osted by: firefox (1444)1,000+ Report abuse

(Comment removed because it broke the rules)

Replied: 25th May 2020 at 16

ANOTHER NEWBIE getting comments removed

Posted by: firefox (1488) Report abuse
BB, stop trying to cause trouble.

Posted by: nanajacqui (2920)  Report abuse
It's only his comments that have been removed,he's not been removed from WW unlike you several times,do you agree ?

Posted by: firefox (1488) Report abuse
It's because he wanted to see me nude, I called him Pete.

Posted by: basil brush (13825) Report abuse
Oh ey up, is no one buying dirt.

Disgusting comment.

Posted by: firefox (1488) Report abuse
Disgusting comment, please explain?

Posted by: basil brush (13825) Report abuse
It's because he wanted to see me nude,

TUT,TUT,TUT

Posted by: firefox (1488) Report abuse
Ah yes, he IS disgusting!

Posted by: basil brush (13825) Report abuse
He didn't come out withe comment, "It's because he wanted to see me nude"........did he.

Posted by: firefox (1488) Report abuse
Yes. Deviant.

Posted by: basil brush (13825) Report abuse
Very sad, and a reflection of your mindset and character..

There's a few like that on here sd,

Posted by: firefox (1488) Report abuse
Stop trying to cause arguments.

Posted by: basil brush (13825) Report abuse
Especially over the last 12 months, or so.

Posted by: firefox (1488) Report abuse
To be exact, since 12th Jan 2011.

I have been a member since: 31st Mar 2008.

Can that equate?


Posted by: basil brush (13825) Report abuse
Mind you because "some people"haven't been on it's been ok.

Posted by: Stardelta (7654) Report abuse
***bump***

Posted by: firefox (1488) Report abuse
Baiting again..


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