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Started by: cordyline (5350)

Guy arrives at the Pearly Gates and St Peter welcomes him in.
The guy notices a wall full of clocks at different times.

When he asks what that's about, St P says each one represents a person's lies.

For example, top left is Mother Teresa's - no movement, bang on 12.00.
A few clocks along is Abe Lincoln - 2 seconds gone.

"Where's Donald Trump's?" asks the guy.

"That's in Jesus' office - he's using it as a desk fan"

Replied: 18th Jul 2018 at 09:42

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