General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

Captain Trump of the RMS Titanic:

- There isn't any iceberg.
- There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean.
- The iceberg is their new hoax.
- The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon.
- How can there be icebergs AND global warming? FAKE NEWS!

- The iceberg is ahead of us, but overnight like a miracle it will melt.
- There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg.
- We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly.
- The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg.
- I never called the iceberg a hoax. Their politicization of the iceberg is the hoax.
- There are 15 people in the water, but very soon that will be down to 0 people in the water.
- There are studies, studies that show the warmer weather, the iceberg will melt in the warmer weather.
- We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats.

- We are doing fantastic. No other President has done so well with icebergs!
- Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them.
- Dismissal of the iceberg lookouts? I don't know anything about it. I mean, I could perhaps ask Tony...
- We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat ordering clerks.

- Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats.
- I really don't think we need that many lifeboats.

- We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats.
- Look, just put these floaties on your arms. What have you got to lose?
- The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship.

- I'm the smartest Captain there is, no one know more about being a captain than me, I've read a lot about being a captain, no one has read more about the ocean than me, I know a lot ... I'm smart
- I was calling it an iceberg before anyone else called it an iceberg

- Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg.
- I rate my response to the iceberg as a 10.
- I take no responsibility for hitting the iceberg.