Handbags   (The sad, the bad and the ugly. Non-productive stuff here.)

Yoo have a dog, so that you can leave it at home when you go out, and it will stop burglars, burgleding your house, as in a guard dog, have yoo ever heard the phrase "you don't bark yourself, when yoo have got a dog"

You just hope that when you get home, the bloody thing hasn't chewed everything up, and shit all over the place

That is called 'doggies revenge' for being left on its own all day