Sports   (Talk about balls here.)

Dont get provoked says the closet bertie who clearly has been masquerading as a utd fan for long enough ..
Speaking of ole .
A stroke of genius to get utd to play like a sunday morning league side v the dippers in order to lull the watching Villareal coaches into a false sense of security .
Clearly we will be a completely different proposition in Gdansk and i expect us to win without breaking much sweat ..
Anyone seen the odds on the game..?
Utd are surely worth a few sovs whatever they are .