Sports   (Talk about balls here.)

Hilarious Grim, you can see your club's empire disintegrating around your ears and all you can do is call liddle siddy to deflect from their enormous woes.

trafford need to create a closed shop cartel whilst they still have a modicum of credibility in the game. They are slipping further down the pecking order in all the traditional competitions and anyone under thirty doesn't remember when they were relevant.

As someone rightly said, trafford wanting to be in an elite super league these days is akin to me walking into the Crucible and putting 50p down on the table.