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Started by: TerryW (inactive)
The Halitosis Kid is an American gunslinger from around or near El Paso well-known for his horrible breath. It is so bad that the local dentist (Henry McGee) asks him to tone it down by rinsing his mouth with horse manure. Around him, trees wilt, flowers and birds die, cacti deflate, wallpaper peels, people flee in terror, animals hide, and even his reflection recedes in shock and disgust. Even his own horse faints when he sneezes near it!
Benny Hill was the Halitosis Kid.
Replied: 28th Oct 2021 at 08:05