General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

Three lads talking in the play ground one says my dad is the fastest man on earth, he can throw a tennis ball 100 yards and before it hits the floor he can catch it. Second lad says that's nowt my dad can throw a cricket ball 150 yards and before it hits the ground he can catch it. Third lad says that's nowt at all my dads the very fastest, he works for Wigan Metro, he finishes at half past four and he's wom for dinner time.