General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

Tom in my pushiest voice, come on, come on old chap think of your good wife for a change instead of yourself and that daft bike you've got, tell her this daft oud chap named dougie on computer is saying I think more of that bloody bike than I do of you, all because I'll not take or ask you to see them daft musicals Disney's Beauty and the Beast and South Pacific at Manchester because I'm not paying to see someone working.